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Ubume - emva



I-Psychosaurus iyazisa:

Ndicinga ngemibongo kwaye zange ndibelixhoba lokungathandi. Ezi fyss zangaphandle zihamba ngokungekho mthethweni ukusuka kwindawo ebumnyameni kwaye zimunca iingcinga zabantu abalele zikhuphe iingqondo zabo ngemikhono emide. Ndiyathandabuza ukusebenzisa amagama abanye sele benawo emilonyeni yabo. Ndiyifumanisa ingenasidima. Kungenxa yoko le nto ndihlala ndifumana amagama amatsha, nto leyo idala ingxaki yokuba akukho mntu undiqondayo kwakhona. Ngenxa yoko, kufuneka ndisebenzise amagama kwakhona ukuba ulwimi lwaseJamani lwenziwe ngokungachani. Ulwimi luyakwazi ukuthetha kuba igcina imifanekiso ngokubanzi yobukho. Ulwimi ikakhulu lumalunga nokunikezela ikhaya kwimifanekiso yehlabathi. Kubuhlungu xa umntu elandela amagama olwimi emva koko abathathe ukuba bacinge.Ukucinga ngokwenyani kuyayila ulwimi. Ulwimi i-I ye-Psychosaurus, iziko laso. Umhlaba uza ngokwenene ebomini njengelwimi ngolwimi, kuba ukuthetha kuthetha: ukudala umhlaba. Ekuqaleni yayiligama!



Incoko

Imole: Yithi Psychosaurus, le ncwadi ithini malunga nayo

inyani?

Psychosaurus: Kule ncwadi ulwimi luyazithetha

Ulwimi luthetha ngayo yonke into, le ncwadi inesihloko ngasinye.

Ngena: Masibe nombuzo buqu: Nguwuphi umahluko phakathi

I-Psychosaurus kunye neCarsten?

Psychosaurus: Andifuni ukuthetha ngaloo nto, isihloko singumthwalo

mna ngokupheleleyo.

Idada: Ibuyisiwe, dude!

Imole: Ngokucacileyo le ncwadi inye

uguqulelo oluzenzekelayo!

Psychosaurus: Yiyo.

Oku kukonyusa ngokungaqhelekanga.

Ulwimi luthetha amagama angaphezu kwewaka.

Kichermaus: Ukuba ndifuna ukubhalela uCarsten, naye unjalo

kwi-Intanethi okanye kwinto ethile?

Psychosaurus: Okwangoku inedilesi ye-imeyile

carsten-stemm@web.de kwaye uneyakhe kwi-Intanethi.

Werewolf: Sunt reprimat de această carte!

Gigrag: Andiqondi igama, nditsho nesikhululo sikaloliwe.

Rabe: Akunyanzelekanga ukuba uqonde yonke into. Ngamanye amaxesha yanele ukuba kude nayo

ukuvumela amazwi ukuba akuthwale ngokungacwangciswanga.



I-Detlef iphindwe kabini Doid

I-Detlef Doppeldoid ayinakukwazi ukucinga kakuhle ngazo zombini ii-halves zengqondo. I-Detlef icinga ngokukhawuleza kunokukhanya, okukhokelela ekutyibilikeni kwithuba lexesha kwindawo yakhe yelog. Emva koko uguqukela ekunene nangasekhohlo, ngaphakathi nangaphandle, kwaye gross ngomnatha. Akazi ukuba uyangena okanye uphuma egumbini. Kubi malunga ne-Detlef Doppeldoid: ngenye imini wayecinga ukuba ngabantu. I-Detlef nayo ayinakukhumbula umohluko phakathi kuka-Albert Einstein noKonrad Adenauer. UDeclef uyazibuza: Ngaba '' ziyafana '' kwaye '' azifani '' azifani? Ngamanye amaxesha uMnumzana Doppeldoid wenza iimpazamo zopelo lwe-lagesthenic. Ukuba udidekile ngokupheleleyo, uDetlef ukhumbula ikamva.



UDetlef uthi:

'' Nanini na xa ndingasazi ukuba ndingubani, ndijonga ikhadi lam lesazisi: Ndinenombolo yam eyenye; Inani lonke kum, ndilungiselela mna. Zodwa kwaye azithandeki. Umbuso uyandithanda. Kodwa ngaba oko kundifumana naphi na? Ngubani emva kwegama u-Detlef Doppeldoid? Kwaye ubungqina beli khadi lincinci leplastiki libonisa ntoni? Amakhadi eplastikhi kulula ukwenza. Ungabambisa nantoni na namhlanje. Unokude uzenzele isazisi. Ndiyabuna kakhulu. ''



Ukuthetha bunny

Umvundla onokuthetha ubizwa ngokuba ngumvundla othethayo. I-bunny ethethayo itya ngelixa uthetha kwaye iyathetha ngelixa ibamba. Iingcambu zegama azaziwa kuye. Ngoku uchitha uthando. Uthando ligama nje kuye, munch, munch. Umntu unokutya uthando ngaphandle kokutya, obo bulumko bokuthetha imivundla.



Kukho amadada!

Isazi sebhayoloji sinomdla kwiintsiba zamadada, ugqirha ontologist unomdla wokuba ngamadada. Ngubani onika amadada? Impendulo: yi 'It'. 'Ewe' kwaye ukupha kuvelisa ukuba nemveliso. Omnye unokuphendula lo mbuzo ngolu hlobo lulandelayo: Indaleko inika amadada, amaqanda edada anika amadada, isondo ledada linika amadada, uThixo unika amadada. Iyanetha. Ngokwenyani umntu kufuneka athi: Ilifu liyanetha. NoThixo akakho kule 'it', kuba ithi: Kukho uThixo. Oko kuthetha ukuba: '' yona 'inkulu kunoThixo. Omnye umqukumbelo woku: Kukho amadada. Awuthethi: kuthatha amadada. Ukupha kusikelelekile kunokwamkela. Ukupha kusenokwenzeka nokuba ku-ontological kunokufumana. Le 'yona'ayicacanga kangangokuba awusakwazi ukubona inkungu yayo. Iziphumo: Awucingi nokucinga malunga nokuba amantshontsho avela phi. Le 'yi' yinkohliso. Yenza ngathi uyazi. Xa singasazi ukuba ilifu liyanetha, ke 'kuyanetha'. Ezimbi zinika 'it': '' Ayikho into efana ne-Elwetritsche! '' Ngubani na onokuba yiyo lo 'Ayikho into efana ne-Elwetritsche! '' Ngubani na lo inokuba yiyoAyikho into efana ne-Elwetritsche! '' Ngubani na lo inokuba yile 'it' ekwaziyo ukunika ezi zinto zingadayisi?



IGoldmarie kunye ne-Pechmarie

Ngesinye isihlandlo kwakukhona isithethi esikhuthazayo esasineentombi ezimbini, zombini zazibizwa ngokuba nguMarie. Enye yayizibhokoxa, enye ivila. Ngenye imini ukusebenza nzima kwiqula elathi:



'' Akukho manzi okusela! ''



'' Kukuphela kwezizathu ezingokwasemthethweni, 'wacinga njalo umfazi onxaniweyo. Intombazana leyo yasela amanzi, yaza yawa ngempazamo equleni, emva koko yabe ingazi. Ngamaxesha athile waphinda wavuka kwindawo engayazi ncam.

Umfazi osele emdala eme efestileni yendlu efuna uvuselelo kwaye wanikina umqamelo wakhe. UFrau Holle, lo ibiligama lomqeshi, wathi kule ntombazana: `` Abakhathaleli abaphezulu abanobuchule njengani banqabile namhlanje, mninzi umsebenzi wam. '' Kwaye kuba umfazi okhutheleyo wayezimisele kakhulu emsebenzini, wenza umsebenzi wasendlwini kaFrau Holle.

Emva kwethuba, kodwa, intombazana leyo yakhumbula ekhaya kwaye yavakalisa umnqweno wokubuyela ekhaya. UFrau Holle wamnika esi sicelo. Indoda endala yakhokelela intombazana esangweni apho yayifanele ukungena khona. Njengoko umfazi okhutheleyo engena esangweni, imvula yehla phezu kwakhe ngentla yentsholongwane ene-dioxin engasasebenziyo kulusu lwayo. Le ntombazana yathi: '' Inene! Ndiza kuziphindezela ngokukrakra. Ndifunda iMathematics kwaye ndenza ugqirha wam kwi ithiyori zobudenge. ''

Xa umama wabona intombi yakhe igcotshwe ngesandi esikhulu, wathi igama lomntwana wakhe nguPelemarie. Ngenxa yezizathu zokulingana ngokwasentlalweni, umama ngoku uthumele intombi yakhe enobuvila equleni. Phantse kwenzeka into efanayo. Kuphela, endaweni yokuya endlwini kaFrau Holle, intombi yakhe yesibini yangena kwenye indlu apho kwakuhlala khona uFrau Helle.

Emva kwemizuzu elishumi yokuqeshwa, uqeqesho lwentombazana enobuvila yahloka kakhulu. Ms. Hell wathi, `` Kwiminyaka yakho yobudala, nam ndandilivila. Andinayo nediploma yesikolo sasesekondari. Ngoku sibalekela kwiChâteau Mouton-Rothschild 1945, eye wayiba nayo umkhwenyana wam.

Ngethamsanqa, isisele sonke sizele yiyo. '' Emva kokusela iveki yonke ukusela, ivila lalikhumbula ikhaya kwaye lifuna ukushiywa likhaya. UFrau Hölle ubakhokelele kwisango elinye eligqithe ngalo iPechmarie. Xa elivila lalihamba ngesango, kwanetha igolide kuye. Ngoku le ntombazana yayixabiseke kakhulu kuba igolide ayinakukhutshwa nayo. Ukufika kwakhe ekhaya, umama wakhe wambiza ngokuba nguGoldmarie. Ngenxa yokucaphuka ngenxa yokungabikho kobomi, umama wayeka ukuya ecaweni. U-Pechmarie kamva waba nguprofesa wokuqala we-logic enama-dioxin amabala ebusweni bakhe. Ubomi babo babuzele ngokupheleleyo. UGoldmarie, nangona kunjalo, wayehlala onwabile kwaye enelisekile kude kube sekupheleni kobomi bakhe. > Isiphelo esonwabisayo



Ushizi wegusha

Malusi: Ndixelele, uluhlobo luni lwencwadi ophethe phantsi kwengalo yakho?

UWolfgang: Incwadi ndayinikwa yenye yeegusha zakho ngokuzalwa kwam. Isihloko sayo sithi: Yenza itshizi yeegusha ngokwakho!

Umalusi: Ngaba oko kufanele ukuba kukuhlekisa?

UWolfgang: Amaqhuqhu awafanele kukrokrelwa ngawo. Andizange ndihlekise Nabani na ohlekisa nje uligwala kakhulu ukuba angabalulekanga. Andizange ndenze ihlaya. Kwaye ukuba nabani na uhleka, ndiza kulibetha iesile emlonyeni.

Imvu: Ndicela uxolo ukuba ndiyaphazamisa, kodwa ndilungiswe ngokwemfuza, ukuze ndikwazi ukuthetha. Ngaba kukho irhafu entsha kwitshizi yegusha kungekudala?

Ezinye iigusha: nam, ndiyimveliso enziwe ngemfuza, kwaye ndiyakuxelela: Amadoda afana nabafazi, enye kuphela indlela ejikeleze.

UWolfgang: bendihlala ndicinga ukuba le ngenye indlela ejikelezileyo!

Umalusi: Ndihlala ndisiba nesiyezi kwezi ntetho zinzima. .. Ah, jonga ngubani oza! Uyakhonya!

UWolfgang: Ke inokuthelekisa kuphela!

Umalusi: Kutheni kunjalo?

UWolfgang: Kungenxa yokuba umntu uhlala esithi: Yonke into ngokuthelekisa iluphu!

igusha echetyiweyo: Intsingiselo ihlala ibhidekile. Ke isithethi siyazithembisa ngokukhawuleza kwintetho yaso. IJamani ephindwe kabini yiLapsus Freudianikus, ukuvuza kuyo yonke intsingiselo yokuzibonisa.

UWolfgang: Luluphi olohlobo?

Umalusi: Iigusha ezifundileyo. I-Psycholinguistics okanye into.

(Indoda enesingqala ngoku ifikelele kwiqela leengxoxo.)

Limping: Zilandela emva kwam. Urhwebo lwam ekubiwe

I-Plutonium evela kwizityalo zamandla enyukliya zaseRussia sele ivutyiwe!

Umalusi: Ungenzi nto, Otto!

Izimvu: ungayitya iplutonium?

Malusi: Asizizo zonke iigusha ezifundileyo!

Zonke iigusha kunye: Mähhhh!

I-Otto: Ndinendlela enye kuphela: ukuzibulala!

UWolfgang: Ndiza kuba nenye indlela yokuphuma. Ndiyazi iwizard elungileyo kwisekethe. Unesifo sokungalungelelani, kodwa ngokwenyani ulungile.

Otto: Ngubani lomlingo?

UWolfgang: Uyiyo yonke into ocinga ukuba yiyo, kuba unokuninzi

Iiplanethi kwindlu yesixhenxe, kubandakanya nePluto.

UOtto: Andikholelwa ekuvumeni ngeenkwenkwezi!

UWolfgang: Kodwa iinkwenkwezi zikholelwa kuwe!

I-Otto: Kulungile, ndifuna ukuzama, kuba akukho nto yimbi endizakuphulukana nayo. Ndizivumele ndibanjelwe kumlobi kwaye ndibhale igama lam ngasemva ukuze kungabikho mntu undaziyo.

Malusi: Into entle! Ngoku sisiphelo esonwabisayo ngokwenene!

Ngamaxesha okuswela, iapile litya iipere.



Ukubulawa kwabantu

Monkey: molo emva kwemini, amehlo athambileyo, unamehlo athambileyo.

Amehlo ka-Oblique: Kwaye uyinkawu, wena nyani.

Monkey: ndinayo intonga ye-dynamite apha.

Ngoobani esizinamathela kwezi iesile?

Amehlo e-Oblique: Nam kunjalo! Anditsho njalo kwi-TNT!

Wena nyani nyani, uzuze amabhaso uNobel!

(Imveku ishunqisa i-dynamite phezulu ye-esle slant kwaye ikhanyise i-fuse. Emva kwemizuzwana ebambekayo yokulinda, kukho ukubakho kobundlongondlongo: uthuli, inkunkuma kunye nentsalela yenyama egubungela indawo yento eqhume kuyo.)

Monkey: Mhle! Ibihle!

Kithina izilwanyana akukho zibalo okanye imihlathana.

Ngoku kutyiwa ibhanana. Haha!



Inkukhu yensimbi

Kwake kwakho imoto encinci encinci eqhuba ngokungena kwi-plump kunye nemvelo ethambileyo. Inqwelo iyahamba, ihanjiswa nehashe. Isithuthi esingasayiqhutywa namhlanje. Xa iimoto ziqala ukuqhutywa yinjineli, inqwelo yayijika yaya kwintsimbi, xa iikati zisaqhutywa, iintyatyambo zatyatyamba kwaye amanzi akhawuleza ahamba kunye nalo. Imfihlo yobomi yayihlala kwivili lokugaya, nantsi ivili ibaleka emanzini. Imoto yayilusuku lokuzalwa kwentombazana yentsimbi. Isibhakabhaka solule, isibhakabhaka solule, sivuya. I-Stahltussi inyibilika isibhakabhaka ngombhobho wokukhusela. Yimfazwe yeHlabathi I, ukuzama okungenantsingiselo ngentsimbi yokuba lihashe kwakhona. I-Stahlbussi ngoku ihashe ngokwayo, yiyo loo nto enxiba i-ponytail. Amahashe athambile ngokwenene,njengokuba ubuhle bungasaziwa kwiminyaka yentsimbi. Iplastiki yintsimbi kwakhona. Nantoni na engatshiyo ihashe yintsimbi. Ungena kumangaliswa kobuhle ongenguye unodoli wefashoni.



Isithuba esithe kratya

Igumbi elinamagumbi amaninzi ligumbi elikhulu ngaphakathi ngaphakathi nangaphandle. Ikhabhathi emininzi, umzekelo, ikhangeleka ngathi yikhabhathi yegumbi lokulala eliqhelekileyo. Kodwa ukuba kuya kufuneka ufihle kwigumbi lokulala ukuba kukho imfuneko, uya kumangaliswa kukufumanisa ukuba kukho yonke iminyele kwiglasi. Kwaye ezi ayizizo izinto ezibonakala ngathi zibangelwa kukungabikho kweoksijini. Umhlaba ugcwele imingxunya yokwenyani. Kwaye kukho okungakumbi nangaphezulu.



Ingozi

Ingozi iyakoyikisa. Ingozi ayikafiki. Kodwa inokuhlasela kwixesha elizayo; oko kungumngcipheko. Ubomi abukhuselekanga. Awazi ukuba ubomi buza konakaliswa ngomzuzu olandelayo. Ubungozi bujikeleze kwikona, ingozi ayinakuchazwa, inokujika ibe bubusuku. Izihlaseli ziyingozi; Oongxowankulu nabo. Kuyingozi ukubeka iintambo zombane kwithumbu eligcwele amanzi. Ukutshata nako kuyingozi. I-inshurensi yobomi, kwelinye icala, ithembisa ukhuseleko: ukuba ulahlekelwe bubomi, uya kubuyiselwa imali entsha. Kodwa lumka ngobuqhetseba be-inshurensi: Iinkampani zeinshurensi zikopela kakhulu!



Cinga

Iingcinga zokuhambahamba kwilizwe elinentsingiselo. Iindlela zokucinga zigijimela kwihlathi lolwazi. Ukuhambahamba kwakhe kwenza ukuba kube nzima ukucinga kwaye ekugqibeleni kudityaniswa kunye nemithi yokucinga kunye nekhephu lakhe lephupha.



IOlimpiki

U-Fred ubona uthixo kwi-Olimpiki ngeselfowuni:

Fred: Molo, Thixo!

Ukusukela nini aba thixo besebenzisa iselfowuni?

UThixo: Ewe, uhlengahlengise. Ndingakwazi ukunxibelelana ngocingo kunye noogxa bam, kodwa thina thixo bafuna ukusenza siqondakale ebantwini.

Fred: Ewe, andiyifumani!



Iintloko zeqanda

Iibhongo wankers yimivundla yokufakelwa kwe-pneumatic. Babizwa ngokuba ziintloko zamaqanda. I-neurolanten yakho ayiguquki kakhulu, kodwa yinde kakhulu. Iiarhente zebhere kufuneka zithwetywe kwiintloko zentloko yazo kuba zinamafutha engqondo amaninzi. I-Neurolanten ziintonga zengqondo. INeurolanten isenokuba yimithi yemithi apho ungasakwaziyo ukubona ihlathi layo yonke imithi enjalo. Kodwa eneneni ii-neurolantes zezona zikhethiweyo ekutyeni i-sushi yokomoya.

Ezinye iingqondo zengqondo zibizwa ngokuba zezithandi zobulumko. Ifilosofi ecinga ngaphandle kokusela ngokomoya, ilula ngaphandle kothando. Kwintlango yolwazi, umntu ocingayo unokuhlekisa kakubi. UCacti soze ahleke. Iingcamango zentanda-bulumko zilukhuni njengotshizi oludala. Iifilosofi ezisendleleni eya kunyango ziqala ukubhala imibongo.



Idemodod

Fred: Uyayazi into kaDetlef, ndaphakanyiselwa kwi-demigod.

Detlef: Ngokwenene?

Fred: Yiyo! Ngoku ndingafumana impendulo kuwo nawuphi na umbuzo, ukuba ngokungxamile, kodwa ndiza kuyifumana impendulo.

Detlef: Ngubani okhuthazayo?

Fred: Mnumzana omkhulu!

Detlef: Aha!

Fred: Ndiyidigod nje. Okwangoku andifi, kodwa ndiyasebenza.

Detlef: Mm, yenza loo nto.

Fred: Umzekelo, ekugqibeleni ndiyasazi isizathu sokuba ibhanana igqunywe.

Detlef: Ewe, ngoba?

Fred: Unqwenela ubumbano, ibhanana ifuna ukubuyela eparadesi, ingathanda ukuba sisangqa, kodwa ukuwa kwendoda kuyamnqanda ukuba enze njalo, amandla ayo afikelela kwinqanaba lokujika.

I-Detlef: Yintoni eyaziwa ngu-demigod!



isiporho

Igama elithi `` ghost '' ligama elilelakhe kakhulu. Igama kufuneka lichaze kakhulu. Ubukrelekrele buquqa amatye; ingqondo iyaxhuma. Umoya ukhanyisela iinxalenye zomhlaba njengelanga kwaye uzinika imilo. Ingqondo ngumfanekiso wezinto. Umoya unxiba amasuntswana amancinci kunye nangaphezulu. Ingqondo inokucinga, ubukrelekrele bunokucinga kuphela okanye budibanise.



unobangela kunye nefuthe

Umdlali we-billiard wabetha ibhola ngentonga yakhe, yona yona yabetha enye ibhola. Le nto yokucinga kunye nesiphumo sisiseko esisisiseko sesayensi. I-Logic iseka kuphela, ayichazi nto. Inkululeko yokuzikhethela yomdlali we-billiard ifihliwe ngokupheleleyo kulo mbono wehlabathi. Unobangela zizilwanyana ezibuthathaka, phantse iinkunzi. Izizathu zokuqinisekisa ngamandla, kungekuko ngentsingiselo.



logic

UFred: Ndiyakholelwa kum. Yonke i-cosmos icwangciswe ngokulandelelana. Nangona kunjalo, abafazi abayonxalenye yendalo. Ukucinga okuvakalayo kukuvumela ukuba ufike nakweyiphi na iphazili ye-puzzle. Kuya kufuneka usebenze nzima ekucingeni.

UArnold Heitermann: I-Logic ayisifumani ngokubhekele phaya kulwazi. Umzekelo: Kukho iingcibi ezintathu ezihleli eludongeni. Kuza umntu obulala intaka aze abethe enye yeentaka.

UArnold: Zingaphi iintaka ezihleli ngocingo ngoku?

Fred: Kusekho iingcongconi ezimbini ezihleli kocingo.

UArnold: Uphambene! Kukho ikhaka elisahleliyo elucingweni!

Fred: Ayinangqondo ngokupheleleyo!

UArnold: Kusengqiqweni oko. Intaka eyadubula yawa phantsi emhlabeni. Iqhubu lesibini layothuswa yingxolo enkulu laza lemka ngokukhawuleza. Isikhova sesithathu sasirhabaxwa ngutyeyi kwaye ekuphela kwentaka yokuhlala.

Fred: Eli tyala livakala lakhiwe kum kakhulu, kodwa liyavakala.

UArnold: Ewe, i-logic inokuchaza yonke into kwaye akukho nto.

Fred: Ngokubhekele phaya.

UArnold: Ewe, qho emva koko.

Inyani yayikhona ngaphambili, nangona kunjalo.

Fred: Kuthekani ukuba emva kokudubuleka ngequbuliso kwabakho iingcongconi ezintlanu ebehleli esitratweni?

UArnold: Emva koko izibini zokuzibulala zaziza kuhlala phantsi ngethemba lokudutyulwa.

UFred: Yinto entle ngokwenene leyo.

UArnold: Ungazichaza zonke izinto ngokwengqondo, nokuba ayinalo.

UFred: Ndoda, ndoda, ngokuqinisekileyo kufuneka ndicinge ngayo.

UArnold: Kodwa nceda uhlale unengqondo ngokuqinisekileyo!

Fred: Uh ... ewe ... kakuhle ...



incoko yababini

Socrates: Ufuna ntoni ngale ntsasa, Plato!

Plato: Thula, mfondini!

Sokhethi: Awunakho ukubamba incoko!



Imbumbulu

Imbumbulu yenziwe ngendlela eyoyikisayo ngokwayo. Inokunqwenela ukuzala ukuba ithe yatyeshelwa. Kodwa akukho mntu ubacekisayo. Ibhola ihlala ityhafile njengodaka kwaye ayazana. Kutheni iibhola ziqengqeleka? Baqengqeleka ecaleni kwendlela, kodwa bengatshintshi ubume babo kwinkqubo. Ekugqibeleni, ziya kuqengqeleka ngentshukumo. Isithuba sisalele. Ngoku iphinda yenzeke kum kwakhona: Iibhulethi ziyintokazi!



(un) ogqibeleleyo

Inja ngokwayo ngumbono wenja. Ngaba umbono wenja ujongeka ngathi yidachshund, ukubuyiselwa kwegolide, ibhulukhwe yegusha, okanye imbumbulu? Siyazi ukuba isangqa sikhangeleka njani. Kukho isangqa esinye kuphela kwaye ujikeleze ngokugqibeleleyo. Nokuba oonxantathu baya kuba nzima ngakumbi: Ngaba umbono wexantathu unayiphi ikona? Isangqa kuphela kwembono enokutsalwa ngokuchaneka kokupeyinta. Inja ngokwayo ayin ukutsalwa, yinja ethile kuphela. Isangqa ngokwaso sinokutsalwa. Siza kuwunqula isangqa? Ngaba kukho “yona ngokwayo”? Izinto ziboniswa "ngam"? -Ofezekileyo okwenyani uya kuba akanasidima ebomini. Ubomi bufuna ikona kwisangqa okanye umngxunya kwisikwere. Ogqibeleleyo kuphela ukhona njengombonokuba enyanisweni abafezekanga abanakubakho. Ekugqibeleleni kobomi isangqa sineekona. Isifuba yibhola ekwere. Isiqhamo sisiqhamo esingafezekanga njengobomi obugqibeleleyo. Nangona kunjalo, i-chestnut iyagula ngandlela thile. Kutheni lento? Kuphela yi-hedgehog eyaziyo loo nto!



isangqa

Isangqa asinakuphefumla. Akukho ndawo inomngxuma wokuphefumla. Isangqa ngokwaso sinokubonwa njengomngxunya. Ngaba isangqa sisango eliya kwelinye ilizwe? Andinakuyijonga kwakhona loo nto kuba isangqa asizukundingenisa. Itshixiwe nje kakhulu. Akufanelanga ukuba ungcungcutheke kunye nabantu abanjalo. Isangqa asithethi kum, siya kuhlala siyimfihlakalo. Isangqa mhlawumbi asinayo nento oyifihlayo: ayinasidima, iyabhangisa kwaye ayinanto. - Umjikelo ngumbala wesangqa. Lo mbala unqabile kwaye awunamagama. Eyona ndlela elula yokubonisa umbala ngu `` umbala ''. Umjikelo ungahamba ngokuhamba ngaphandle kwesangqa okanye iarc. I-adventure bubomi ngokwabo.Namhlanje wonke umntu ucinga into entsha. Kodwa ngaba umjikelo mdala kangakaukuba ukucinga kwakhe okutsha akunakuze kuvelise ubuhlanya. Nangona kunjalo, iiphilistines azikaze zingcolise ishishini. Kushushu kakhulu oko. Umjikelo wayefuna ukuba sisangqa kwaye wacela iarhente yengqesho ukuba iphinde ibuye. Umabhalana wayengumwere. Yaphela kakubi.

Iapile licinga kunye neeperile ezihleliweyo.



Ukubetha kuyamangalisa

Hit isona sesona senzi sikhulu sikhoyo. Ukubetha kuyamangalisa ngokwenene. Lo msebenzi wawusele uphuhlisiwe ngokupheleleyo kwiXesha leLitye. Ungavula amehlo akho, incwadi ngokunjalo. Jonga isichazi-magama, ukubetha ifestile okanye ukubetha komntu ebusweni. Iimvumi zenza ingxolo ngemigqomo. Emva koko ukubethwa kukubetha. I-1 yokuqala i-meniscus ibetha iRosenheim iinyawo ezi-2: 1. Nabani na oyabethi uyaphumelela. Omnye unokubetha kakhulu ngamatye. Ilitye elinqabileyo libizwa ngokuba sisando. Ukubetha ngaphakathi kukodwa kuluhlaza kwaye kungacocekanga. Ukubetha akunangqondo kwaye atomic. Ukubetha, kuyonakalisa, ukubetha kuyahlulahlula. Umntwana wokubetha ubizwa ngokuba kukusika. Umntwana ombi. Omnye umntwana wokubetha ubizwa ngokuba kukutyhalela. Lomntwana ngumntu onobuntu ngakumbikuba inelanga elingaphezulu ngaphambili. Ukubetha kwenza inqindi, kuyinika into ayenzayo esiswini.



I-Werkschatz

Ubuncwane emsebenzini yidipozithi yawo onke amava okugqibela omntu. Kukho amava athe aqinisekiswa kangangokuba aqinisekiswa njengendawo yokugcina izinto. Njengomazibuthe, ubutyebi bomsebenzi bujongisa zonke izidalwa ukusuka kwindawo yokomoya. Ubuncwane bomsebenzi yi-Wikipedia yendalo yobomi. Ngelishwa, kukwakhona neegusha ezimnyama kwipropathi yobuncwane bolwazi: zibizwa ngokuba kukungcola kwemizi-mveliso.

KuKumkani u-Orthos, ukulawula kuthetha ukuvumela izinto zilungelelaniswe ngokobuntu babo bangaphakathi. I-Orthos ayidlulisi ukuthanda kwayo ebantwini. Inkosi ayifuni ukunyanzela izinto, kodwa endaweni yoko iphicotha ubucukubhede bayo kwaye ibayeke bazilungelelanise. Abantu, iibhokhwe kunye nezinye izidalwa bahlala kwindawo ka-Ortho, wonke umntu umi kwaye uhamba kwindawo yakhe efanelekileyo. Emva kokusweleka kwakhe, uKumkani u-Orthos uza kunyibilika emanzini omlambo awuthandayo, oya kuthi ekugqibeleni awugalele elwandle. Ukusuka elwandle, ubuncwane bakhe bomsebenzi buza kuqhubeka buqhubela phambili abantu abasempumalanga.



indlala nonxano

Indlala ihlala ifuna ukutya. Indlala ixhomekeke ngokupheleleyo kwinto yomnqweno. Kodwa yile nto kanye ebangela ukuba indlala ibe nomtsalane. Uzinikezele ngokupheleleyo ebomini, abanye bade bahlebe ukuba ubomi uqobo.Udade ulambile: igama lakhe "linxaniwe". Kodwa kuphela ngabafana abaphambeneyo.

Isidingo kukuthintelwa kwendlala nokunxanwa. Isidingo siswele kwaye sinesidingo. Intswelo yehlabathi kwaye isoloko ijongeka ingwevu. Iimfuneko zingagcinwa nakulo naliphi na ubushushu. Imfuno ayikaze isebenze, ihlala inciphile. Nabani na ofuna into uyokuthenga.

Ngubani odinga ifayibha yokutya? Ngokukodwa xa ziquka kuphela i-ballast. Layisha iifilitha. Bazalisa indawo engenanto, kodwa bahlala beziva bekhululekile. Sisiseko esikhanyayo.



I-Psychosaurus iphelele ngokupheleleyo:

Amandla omkhenkce njengobude bonyuse ingalo yakhe. Ibha yamanzi iyahla ivela ebusweni obubandayo. Amehlo omfazi omnyama akhanya njengelanga ezimbini ebusuku. Kodwa hayi ixesha elide. Umbane wakho uphumile ngoku. Umfazi wesithunzi ubhabha esibhakabhakeni njengengelosi emnyama. Indawo engaziwayo yeenkedama. Apho kungazange kubekho mntu, akukho mntu ngoku. Ulwazi lwam lokungabikho kufutshane nendawo engenanto. Ndishushu, kodwa kuphela njengobushushu, kuba andinawo omnye umzimba. Ukukhala ngaphandle kolwimi kuhamba ngokulangazelela kwindawo engenanto. Yonke indawo kukho ukungabinanto apho into kufanele ukuba ikho. Apho kungekho nto, akunakubona nto, ngakumbi ukuba awunamehlo. Kodwa ndiyabona ukuba iyothusa kwaye andazi ukuba kutheni.



umngxunya

Umngxuma ubonakalisa ukungabikho kokujikeleza. Amagxa angenanto. Umngxunya uhlala udlula ngokungena nokuphuma. Ngamanye amaxesha umbono uphuma ngomngxunya kwaye umbono ungena ngomngxunya. Iindlwana zilambile, zingathanda ukuzaliswa. Umnqweno wayo yonke into yokwaneliseka. Inyani inemingxunya. Oku kucace gca kangangokuba akukho mntu unokubabona, nditsho nengcali yesidanga ngezixhobo zayo ezikhulu. Ukungabikho kweengubo kungabonakala ebantwini abahamba ze. Ukungabikho komgxobhozo, kwelinye icala, kuhlala kulambile kwaye kungabonakali. Umphezulu ujongeka ungabinanto. Ukuba eli vumba lizaliswe, umphezulu unyamalala ngokukhawuleza, uye ube mncinci. I-esthete ichaza umbala womphezulu ukuze uqiniseke ngakumbi.



isilwanyana

Isilwanyana esidala esinemilenze emine, siyadubula okanye siyakhonkotha. Umxholo wesilwanyana ligama lohlobo lwabantu abaninzi abanokuncinci ngokufana. Izilwanyana azinamagqabi, kwaye azikwazi ukwenza iibhombu zeatomic. Izilwanyana ngabantu abasemva. Nangona kunjalo: ngenye imini izilwanyana ziya kuqonda ukungaphumeleli kwe-thebenm kaGödel. - Kodwa nini?

Indalo inokuba eluhlaza kwaye ingafakwanga. Kukwakhona imeko yamaphupha: le yindalo yiparadesi yabantu kwangaphambi kokuwa komntu. Ubume beJamani uCharles Darwin ujongeka ngoluhlobo: umlo wabomeleleyo ngokuqinileyo nangakumbi. Imeko yethu yesibini yinkcubeko. Indawo yethu yesithathu ibizwa ngokuba yintsomi. Akukho mntu uthanda ukuhlala apho.



Intyatyambo

Amandla angaphandle avela eSweden enziwe ngumkhenkce obandayo. La mandla athatha uhlobo lwentombazana endala egama linguEisblume emhlabeni. Intyatyambo eyenziwe ngumkhenkce, intyatyambo entle. Iintyatyambo zisikhumbuza intwasahlobo kuba eli lixesha apho iintyatyambo ezintsha zidla ngokuqhuma kubushushu obutsha. Intyatyambo yethu yomkhenkce, nangona kunjalo, iyabuna kubusika obuqhaqhazelisa ubusika. Bonke abanye abantu abenziwe ngomkhenkce, bathwalwa behamba ngeentyatyambo zomkhenkce. I-Agnis nayo yenziwa ngamakhaza, yenziwa ngumkhenkce ovuthayo. UAgnis ubona uEisblume kwaye unomdla. Amasele asoloko eshushu. Njengomthengisi we-ice cream, uMnu Sumpfstein ngumlingisi onamandla. Iibhola zakhe zomkhenkce ziye zineziqhushumbisi eziphambanisa xa ziphezulu phezu kweentaba. U-Eisblume ubona uMnu Sumpfstein: Ufumana wothuke,ibhola roulette iqengqeleka entlokweni yakhe. Akukho mntu uyazi ukuba ibhola iya kuma kwigumbi leshumi elinesixhenxe. Nge-Agnis iya kuba yesithathu. Iibhola zomkhenkce okanye iibhola roulette, iibhola ziyafana. Iibhulethi yibhanki emibi yekamva. Kwaye ngoku singena kule bhanki kwaye sikhulula ubuhlanya. Wonke umntu uphambene ngokupheleleyo: U-Eisblume, u-Agnis kunye noMnu Sumpfstein badibene kwibhokisi enye. Uphefumla ngokuhlanya: Ah, kulungile. Ekugqibeleni bakhululekile!U-Agnis kunye noMnu Sumpfstein kunye ebhokisini. Uphefumla ngokuhlanya: Ah, kulungile. Ekugqibeleni bakhululekile!U-Agnis kunye noMnu Sumpfstein kunye ebhokisini. Uphefumla ngokuhlanya: Ah, kulungile. Ekugqibeleni bakhululekile!



igazi

Igazi lihamba ngaphakathi njengokufudumala nobushushu obunamandla. Igazi lomntu libubuntu kakhulu lo gama nje lijikeleza amathambo akhe. Imijikelezo yegazi, ngoko ke ijikelezwe. Igazi lomeleza isangqa sakhe. Igazi langaphandle kwi-syringe yonyango olubandayo kunye olungenantliziyo sele lifile. Izirhubuluzi kuphela ezaphaza ukubanda. Ngaphandle kokuba ilanga likhanya kuhlaza lwerhasi eluhlaza. Yonke i-vampire iyazi ukuba xa inyanga ikhanya, igazi limnyama. Akukho nto uyibonayo emini.



Umlilo

Imidaniso yomlilo enamadangatye avuthayo. Ukutsha kwendalo kuyaphazamisa uzinzo lweoyile. Ubushushu bungena egumbini, amazinyo abushushu ayaziluma.Amandla esiqhwithi esibomvu anika imo engqongileyo ubushushu. Izihlambo zomlilo ziya kufela eluthuthwini. Umlilo awuchukumisi, kodwa uthatha izinto zawo kwizinto ezitshisayo. Ukutya kwakhe kutyiwa ngokukhawuleza kunokuba kuphekwe, ngokukhawuleza okukhulu. Ubushushu bomlilo balala kamnandi kwigumbi lokungafi. Xa ubushushu buhamba bujika, bujika bube bubushushu.



ngokubanzi

Ububanzi bubonisa nje ubuso obuninzi ngokufanelekileyo. Okukhethekileyo kubonisa imiphetho ecace gca. Izinto ngokubanzi ziyafana naphina; zihlala zichazwa ngendlela enye. Kwimbonakalo yayo yonke into, ngokubanzi kunokufumaneka kuyo yonke indawo. Umalume omncinci wengwe ngokubanzi ubizwa ngokuba ngumndilili. Jikelele kufuneka ahlengahlengise kokukhethekileyo, okudala uxinzelelo. Izinto ngokubanzi zinika ukhuseleko xa usiya kwiiholide kwizinto ezingaziwayo.



Isithunzi sokuma

Isithunzi esimiyo sihlala sime, nangona ingaya naphi na xa ifuna. Ukuba isithunzi esimileyo sifuna ukushukuma, okusingqongileyo kusondela kuye endaweni yakhe, yena uyema. Ke isithunzi esimiyo sinokuhamba kwaye kusafuneka sihlale kwindawo enye ngonaphakade. Isithunzi esime ngaphandle kwenkampani. Ewe zikho ezinye izithunzi emi, kodwa zikwenye indawo.



Intambo emfutshane

Umendo ukhokelela kwinjongo kude kungabikho uhamba nge-esoteric kuyo. Isiphaluka esifutshane sinqumleza indlela yobomi. Ngokukhawuleza uhamba ngendlela engekhoyo. Ngenxa yoko, akanawo amava. Impumelelo yakhe ishushu kwaye ayinanto kwaye ngaphandle kwenyama, kodwa isiphaluka esifutshane sinefuthe lokubonelela. Eyona ndlela imfutshane ihlala isesiphaluka esifutshane, injongo yayo ibizwa ngokuba yindelelo. Isiphaluka esifutshane sisebenza ngaphandle kokukhula, kuhamba ngaphandle komendo. UJoachim Ernst Berendt wabhala incwadi: '' Akukho ndlela, kuphela kukuhamba: UKUZE ube kwindalo ''. Wayebaleke ngemoto esendleleni eya kumboniso wencwadi yakhe.



Yiya

Usoyika ukuba ukuhamba kunokuwela ngaphezulu. Kodwa ukuhamba kunomphumo omkhulu: ihlala ilungelelene. Ukuma okuhamba kwipaseji. Nangona kunjalo, ukulala phantsi akusebenzi.



isibhakabhaka

Iintaba eziphawuliweyo azinangxaki kwaye ziyonwaba ukuba ziyenyuka kwaye zikhulu kakhulu. Izulu liyonwaba xa iintaba ziyindwendwela. Isibhakabhaka esikhulu sikwadinga nokuqiniseka.



isizathu

Isizathu singezantsi. Sisiseko, umgangatho, iplinth kunye nesiseko. Ukuba ujonga ezantsi, ke iba l enzonzobileni. Awuboni amandla adonsela phaya. Ezantsi kunye enzonzobileni kuzolisa kakhulu iingqondo. Umsebenzi olungileyo ebantwini kukufikelela ezantsi kwezinto. Kuphela yimivundla eyoyikayo ekhetha ukwenza into eluncedo, kuba luncedo emhlabeni.



Ngaphantsi komhlaba

Ingaphantsi komhlaba lilele ngaphantsi komhlaba. Iphantse yangabengengabo abomhlaba, awuyazi, yiyo loo nto ungaziva usekhaya. Abafi balele phantsi komhlaba; kukwakhona umthombo wokuzala. Ziya kukhula njani ezinye izityalo?



ilifu

Ilifu yigusha ezulwini. Amafu ahlala elusizi. Bakhala rhoqo. Kodwa bakwakhusela neenkomo elangeni elinomsindo. Ilifu lisibekele ilungile kunye nokubi kwabantu. Unokuxelela ngemilo yabo ukuba ilixa lifikile. Ukuhamba kunye nokudanisa kwamanzi kunye efini.



ubumdaka

Akufanele ubeke ukungcola kwisaladi. Kungenjalo isifo sisongela! Ukungcola kukulingana ngokwasemzimbeni kwesono. Inxeba linokubonwa njengosulelo, kuba inxeba lihlala lisenza into elizothe kwisikhephe esijongeka ngathi simdaka. Ungcoliseko okanye amabala, nawo, abonisa ukuba unetyala. Umntu uthile utyhilekile. Ngaba sikhe sabona buhlungu ngenxa yokuba singafezekanga? Okanye ngaba asifezekanga kuba senzakalisiwe? Okanye ngaba sinetyala lokwaphula into, umthetho okanye umntu? Kodwa asenzakalisi! Sigqibelele kwaye asinatyala! Nabani na obanga into enjalo uyenzakalisa kwaye ke unetyala.



Ukwabelana ngesondo ejele

Iindonga zentolongo zenza intliziyo. Iindonga zangaphandle zimnyama ngaphandle kwaye zibomvu ngaphakathi. Ibanjwa iRasputin ayisengoyena mncinci, kodwa ayisiyiyo indala, kuba isenamabala. IGermanania nayo ibanjiwe: IRasputin neGermanania ziyolala kunye. URasputin woyika ukuba iJamaniya inesifo sesifo sokuphamba. IGermanania ishiya iRasputin. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba kuphela kufuneka enze uPippi ixesha elincinci, kodwa akazukuya kude, kuba sikule ntolongo yeentliziyo. Intolongo sisakhiwo esingenakuphuncuka. URasputin umi phambi kwesipili kwaye ubonakalisa iimpimpi zakhe. I-pus splashes on the siriocence: Alisikizi ngokupheleleyo, ey.



I-Rat kunye nebhombu yeatomic

Iimpuku iigundane ezihambile megalomaniac. Banyamezele i-radioactivity elunge kakhulu kuzo zonke izinto eziphilayo. Ngokuqinisekileyo ngenye imini baya kuba ngookumkani bomhlaba. Iigundane ziyabulawa, ziyafana ebantwini. Qikelela ukuba ngubani onokuthi! Nangona kunjalo, iigundane zibucocekile kunobabantu kuba bafunda ngokukhawuleza ukuba bangakutyi ukutya okunetyhefu xa beqonda ukuba abo bahlobo bafa kuwo. Yiyo loo nto ityhefu yerali ayisosisombululo esisigxina sokupheliswa kwezi zidalwa zingaqhelekanga. KumaXesha Aphakathi abantu babetshutshiswa ngamagundwane, namhlanje amagundane ayatshutshiswa kwiilebhu zesayensi. Olu loloyiso ebantwini! Ukusuka kwixhoba ukuya kumxhaphazi! Kwitempile ye-Indian Karni Mata, iigundane ezimnandi ziyathandwa kwaye zikhathalelwe. ENtshona, nangona kunjalo, kukho iigundane zogutyulo lousy kuphela.E-China kukho i-rat nokuba ngumqondiso we-zodiac. Kodwa i-aseptic Psychosaurus ithi: "Asiphili kumaXesha Aphakathi! Hlukana nezinto ezithwala isinhanha losuleleko! Kutheni le nto ezopolitiko zingenzi nto? Akukho nto bayenzayo!



Kink

Awunakho ukuchukumisa i-kink kuba kukude kakhulu nomqolo ukudanisa kwayo. Ukuba akukho nto i-kinks, ke kukho izinto. Umgca ukusuka apha ukuya apho. Yinto eqhelekileyo kangangokuba ikwenza uzive uxinezelekile. Izazinzulu kunye noyilo olufana nemigca. Umtya awubudli ubomi. Umgca uqokelelelela ubomi kwaye uzuze amandla kuwo ukuze ukwazi ukufudumeza igumbi ukuya kuma-20 degrees.



Iyaphela

Isithambiso yithambeka eliya ngokuthambeka ngokudumileyo Utyekelo olunjalo alunqabile, kodwa luhambelana nothando lokuthambekela.



Kulungile

Oluhle ngumthi ovelisa iziqhamo unyaka wonke. Iinkuni zayo ziligazi eliqinileyo; amagqabi ayo anokuhleka. Umbala ulungile, ngwevu imbi. Usathana utya okuhle. Okuhle kunokuzibandakanya ngokwako. Kodwa ububi buxhomekeke ekutshatyalalisweni kokulungileyo. Ngenxa yoko, ububi abunakuze boyise.



ziquka

Ityiwa yenziwe isodium kunye ne chlorine. Ukuma kumi ngeenyawo zayo zombini, kodwa ubukho bufuna into njengomhlaba. Ubukho bufuna iinxalenye zayo, ayinakuba yodwa. Ezona coarsest zikhoyo. Igama "isitokhwe" lisondela kakhulu kwinto.



Imouse kunye nebhati

Iimpuku zinemilenze emine kwaye zijikeleza ngokomyalelo kaThixo. Nangona kunjalo, ezinye iigundane azizange zilithobele ikamva lazo. Imini yonke baxhonywa bevila (phantsi) kwaye ebusuku kuyasetwa (kuselwa igazi kunye nezinto). Imouse ngathi ilulwana yimfama. Eso ke isohlwayo sikaThixo ngenxa yezono zabo. Njengesisombululo esingxamisekileyo, iimpuku ezindizayo ngoku kufuneka zibone ngeendlebe zazo. Oko kuhle kakhulu.



mncinci

Abafazi abancinci bayakhawuleza ukuhlala kwindawo yedoti ye-anorexia. Ukutyholwa ngefabby kunye ne-Conspecifics yamafutha. Ukuba i -onda ifuna ukufumana ubunzima, iya kubizwa ngokuba "yi-slim". Amanqatha ngamanye amaxesha anefuthe elibi kakhulu kunobukhulu, kuba unako ukuhlalisa uninzi lwencoko yayo kwisisu sayo esimnandi. Yiyo loo nto, elincinci lihlala likrelekrele ngakumbi kunobunzima. Oku akusebenzi kwiibhodi ezinqabileyo zokuhamba, kuba banebhodi eqinileyo phambi kwentloko.



Uloyiso lwe-Pyrrhic

Igama lam ndinguSchmidt kwaye ndafa. Ndaphila ubomi besono. Kwindawo yam yokusebenzela eSatana naseSonyaneni, umphathi wam onobunkunkqele wajika waba yinqaku le-100 ye-euro. Ndaliva ithuba lam lobomi obuchulumancisayo emva kokubhubha: Ndakhawuleza ndayibeka lebhanki kwingxowa yam ndapeyinta umnqamlezo kwisikhumba esingaphandle. Umphathi wam wabanjiswa. Kuphela kusemva kokuqinisekiswa kwakhe ukuba andizukuya esihogweni emva kokuba ndiswelekile apho ndawususayo umnqamlezo kwakhona. Kwakufutshane emva koko ndanyathela ndingonwabanga kwikhonkco le-banana ngaphambili kwe-AOK ndawa ngomqolo wentloko yam kwisiphambuko esinzima. Ndasweleka ngoko nangoko.Njengoko ndandithembisile, andizange ndiye esihogweni, kodwa abafuni ukuba ndiye ezulwini kuba ndoyisile ububi,kodwa awenzanga okuhle. Ngoku ndihlala ndibhadula ndibuya phakathi kwezulu nesihogo kwaye andazi ukuba ndenze ntoni.



Ihluphi

UFred: Ukubandezeleka akuyomfuneko kwaphela. Sesiphi isidenge esenze umhlaba?

I-Detlef: Ukubandezeleka kukhusela kwizenzo ezibi. Kukuthintela ekubeni ungaseli ibhiya eninzi. Ububi bukhokelela kokulungileyo.

Fred: Ayikho enye indlela? Uhlobo lothando?

UPopu: UThixo akanasiphako (njengam), uzosazi ke isizathu sokuba adale umhlaba ngale ndlela.

UMephisto: Ndiyinxalenye yala mandla ahlala efuna ububi kwaye uhlala esenza okuhle.

Bert Hellinger: Kwinqanaba eliphezulu, okubi nako kulungile.

Fred: Ndiyaphila emhlabeni; Umhlaba usezantsi, kwaye inqanaba liphezulu alisebenzi kum. Akukho nanye kwezi eqinisekileyo.

I-Detlef: uthixo welanga wabandezeleka. Wafa njengomntu emnqamlezweni kwaye wavuswa ngomhla wesithathu.

Fred: Yindlela yomanyano kuye. Ndiziva ndibhetele nangakumbi.



iallahu Akbar

UThixo mkhulu kunokuba ... UThixo uhlala emkhulu kunokuba umntu enokucinga. Ukuba kwicala elikhuselekileyo, andifuni ukubhala nantoni na embi ngoThixo, soze wazi. Ngaphandle kokuba nguThixo uMtyholi. Ngaba OThixo Abangendawo BangoThixo Ngokwenene? Okanye ngaba ubukho babo buyondla ngokutya okulungile? Ukuba mnye kuphela uThixo, umntu unokumbiza ngokuba nguAllah. Ezimbini ezingathathi hlangothi kunye nezibandakanya zonke izandi ze-A zibuhlungu isandi esingapheliyo seL. Ukuba kukho oothixo abaliqela, ke iba ngumbala ngakumbi kwaye unothando kwaye iyaqondakala ngakumbi ebantwini. Uthixo ngamnye phakathi kwabanye thixo unendawo yakhe enoxanduva. UAllah akasafuneki ukuba namagama angama-99, kuba kukho izithixo ezingama-99. Kwaye ishumi elikhulu uthixo uya kudibanisa bonke thixo kwakhona, ngoko ke kuyacingelwa.I-polarization enenzondelelo yokwahlulwa okuhle nokubi kokuphindaphindiweyo koothixo. Ngamanye amaxesha oothixo bakwabizwa ngokuba ziingelosi, iingelosi ezinkulu okanye izidalwa eziphakamileyo.



igalikhi

Igarlic kukutsha kokutsha. Iinzwane zakhe zaqhekekile. Ukwahlula phakathi kubuntu kuneengcambu zayo. Ngaphandle, nangona kunjalo, u-anyanisi ubonakalisa ukufana. Igalikhi iyanceda ngokuchasene neevampires kunye namagqwirha. Ityhubhu yomeleza igazi kwaye lenze ukuba kungangeni ndawo kwi-parasites kangangokuba nee vampires ziyalahlekelwa ngumnqweno wokutya. I-schizophrenic leek ikwabulala neparasites zomzimba, ezinje ngetapeworms kunye neebhakteriya ezibulala kakhulu. Igalikhi yohlula ubuntu njengengcuba. Abanye bayayithanda: aba bantu balungileyo. Abantu abangalunganga (umz. Ii-vampires, amagqwirha, amaNazi, abo bathengisayo, oongxowankulu kunye nabavoti baseGreens) baziva bephelelwe yivumba labo.



Isivumelwano nomtyholi

Ungakhawuleza ube ngomnye wabahle nabazizityebi ngokwenza ikhontrakthi encinci kwi-ofisi yenkonzo kaSathana kunye naBantwana: Ikontraki (usathana) izalisekisa yonke iminqweno yehlabathi. Ukubuya, ikhontraktha ibeka umphefumlo wakhe emva kokusweleka kwi-anatomists yesihogo ngeenjongo zophando. Ikhontrakthi isebenza ngokusemthethweni ngethontsi legazi ukusuka kumakhi.



Ubhubhani

U-Arnold unomdla malunga nesibetho esiza phezu komhlaba kwaye ubulala bonke abantu ababi. Ezilungileyo aziguli kwasekuqaleni okanye zisinde ngokulula kusulelo. UArnold ngomnye wabafana abalungileyo, kunjalo. Nangona eqinisekile njani? Njani ukuba isibetho sibulala kuphela abalungileyo? Oko kuya kuthetha, kodwa kuqhelekile ukungabikho kokusesikweni okwenziwa lilizwe. UArnold woyika kwaye ufuna ukugonyelwa intsholongwane, nangona esazi ukuba oko akunakwenzeka.



ukusika

Ingqondo iyachecwa ekubeni zizinto. Ukusika kuyinto ebukekayo kunokubetha, kungoko le nto ingcongconi ingenasihloko sokuba nobukhosi. Imiphefumlo eyomeleleyo inama-guts okuthatha isibindi, amagwala aneempawu ekhaya. Akufanele usike umnwe wakho! Ke abantu: lumka nje! Umbala wokusika ubizwa ubukhali. Iipepile ezishushu kunye neebhombu zesondo nazo zinokuba ziincasa ngamanye amaxesha.



ihlwempu

Iingalo ziyolula. Ezandleni iingalo ziqala ukuqhuma. Iingalo zihlaziya ezandleni, izandla ziyaqinisa kwizixhobo. Amasebe ziingalo zemithi.



umda

Umda wahlula omnye komnye. Iqala okanye iphelela kumda. Umda wenza inqanawa yobomi. Igazi lifuna i-veins ukuze liphile. Indlu imisele umda ukuhlala ezindongeni zayo. Xa impilo iphuma ngaphandle kwendlu yayo, igqobhozela kulwandle lokungabi nakhaya.

Iplate ine-rim ejikelezayo. Ngokungafaniyo nesakhelo, umda ugqiba i-wax yomniniyo. Isakhelo siyinto yokuhombisa, kuyanyanzeleka ukuba siyeke ukwanda.

Igama "umhlaba" lichaza imbonakalo yayo yonke into. Umhlaba unokuqondwa njengobungakanani bokubulala. Umhlaba awunasiphelo. Amehlo omntu akafumani nkxaso kwizitrato ezingapheliyo. Umhlaba okhuselekileyo uvalekile emaphethelweni. Apho umhlaba okhuselekileyo wamkela ukungenamda ngeengalo zokugcina.



ukukhanya kwaye kumnyama

IGustav iyimfama kuzo zombini iinkozo. Iinyawo zakhe aziboni kwanto. Yinto entle leyo, ngoba ukuba awuboni nto, awuzi kuxinzeleka. Yiyo loo nto uGustav onwabile. Kukho abantu abanomhla ongaboniyo. Ungaboni kakhulu ukuba unganikezeli. Amalungu abona mnyama nabo, kodwa baziva beqaqambile, ngaba ukukhanya kukububumnyama? Ngaba ubumnyama buyakubona ukukhanya?



umfazi wenyanga

Inyanga ihleka emnyameni. Unokubonwa ngokupheleleyo. Njengenyanga epheleleyo uyindoda. Ngaphandle koko ungumfazi. Okanye ngaba ngenye indlela ejikeleze? Inyanga ijikeleza ngesibhakabhaka esoyika. Ayithandi ukubonwa; Kuphela zingamabhanti, amalulwane namahlungulu ezivunyelweyo ukuba zenze oko. Inyanga ilawula ngokufihlakeleyo kwindawo yobubi, yinkohliso enezihlathi ezijikelezileyo, luthando oludala, ubumnyama obukhanyayo obubizwa ngokuba yinyanga. Inyanga ikhanya ngamandla xa abantu abahloniphekileyo belele.



mzuzu

Kukho umzuzu omnye kwaye ihlala ifana. Umzuzu kuphela ngumzuzu. Isininzi "amaxesha" amaninzi asinangqondo. Ke akukho xesha. Kwaye ngoku iwotshi iyahoya. Kungenxa yoko iiwotshi zingamaxoki.



inkumbulo

Abantu abanakukhumbula kwaphela. Sibona ixesha elidlulileyo ukusuka kulo mzuzu wethu. Yonke imihla ukhumbula into eyahlukileyo edluleyo. Injani ukuba yalahleka ngokungenakuchazwa.



Inkomo yoqobo

Ekuqaleni kukho ubisi. Indalo yadalwa kubisi, yiyo loo nto ibizwa ngokuba yiMilky Way. Ubisi lwavela kumibele yenkomo yoqobo, iMUU enkulu.



intsha

Ubumnandi obutsha bucula njengokukhanya kokufuma kobomi. Inyama entsha inempilo kunenyama ebolileyo. Ijusi yeziqhamo entsha ngakumbi kunegazi, kuba isilwanyana sibolile kwinkohlakalo yaso.



Iifudu

Iifudu yimibungu yamandulo. Bavela ngexesha apho kwakungekho xesha kwaphela. Imicimbi yabo nayo yahlukile. Ayibandakanyi amasuntswana amancinci, kodwa endaweni yoko idrophu ethambileyo njengoko ubunzima bubaleka kumgca ukusuka apha ukuya apho. Umhlaba wokwenene awufi.



ukonakalisa

Umoya uvuthuza ngokufihlakeleyo kumabhodlo enqaba eyongwayo. Iindonga ezimnyama azinanto yeziganeko. Izaqhwithi zomlilo zenzekile izolo, amabala namhlanje. Impuku inokubhala kwaye ixelele iphepha ibali lomonakalo oswelekileyo. Iintaka zibhabha phezu kwelanga elibomvu ngokuhlwa kwaye zinyamalale naphi na.



Uri

IUr ihlala iza kuqala. Unobangela, imvelaphi, isuphu yokuqala, iUranus, iinkomo zodidi oluphambili, ukhokho, ihlathi elikhulu, ihlathi elikhulu, kunye nezatifikethi zezifundo kunye nootatomkhulu abadala. Ezi zokugqibela bebengaziqhelanisi negama eliyingozi kakhulu. Ngokuyintloko ingozi eVienna kuthetha into eyingozi kakhulu.



iindaba ezingeyonyani

Umhlaba uyisicaba! Ukuba umhlaba ubungumhlaba, abantu baseNew Zealand babewela emhlabeni. Vumela i-NASA ibambe iifoto zayo eziyinyani kwi-esile lakhe. Bamele ukuba babebethwe ngumoya wenyanga kakhulu!



Ukuqala

Isiqalo sinokuqalisa ngequbuliso njenge-sprint okanye sishukume njengenkungu ekwindla. Izityalo ziyaqhuma kwaye iintsana zizalwa zingenantsholongwane esibhedlela. Isiqalo sifuna isiphelo: ukuzalwa komntwana kugqiba ukukhulelwa. Isiqalo asizazi ngokwayo: ekuphela kwesiqalo apho ikamva lisazi ukuba yayingubani.



abantwana

Abantwana batya itshokholethi yabantwana. Abantu abadala batya itshokholethi yabantu abadala. Zombini iimveliso zinambitha njengetshokholethi. Njengoko ubona, abantwana akukho nto ikhethekileyo. Ngaba batya itshokholethi njengam nawe. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba abantwana benkcenkceshelwe, nangona besiya enkulisa.



I-Agaric

I-toadstool iyayithanda inkululeko yayo. Ifuna imvula evela phezulu. Kodwa ikhowa elibomvu liyala ukufumana impembelelo kaThixo. I-agaric yeempukane ingathanda ukugcina yonke into iphantsi kolawulo. Ikwangumnini wesabhokhwe. Ulawulo lubalulekile kuwo. Imvula iwela kwi-agaric yeempukane. Izaziso zefungus, ukuba zikho ezinye izinto kunokubusa, kodwa i-agaric ayilibazisi ukuzivula ngokwayo. Emva koko uyayenza, kuba unesibindi. Uloyiko luvela phezulu ezantsi kwi-mushroom. Molo lo. Ngoku ayisosibambiso se-toadstool, kodwa igundane elincinci, elifuna ukuhlala ubomi bohlobo eliphakathi kumqolomba walo. Kodwa oku akusebenzi. Imouse ifundisisa ifilosofi kwaye ivuselele ihlabathi kwaye idume.



imibane

UMartin Luther no Paul babethwa ngumbane. Ngokukhawuleza njengombane, baba ngabantu abakhanyisiweyo. Ngaba isibane sombane siza kusiphucula? Okanye ngaba isibane esibambe umbane sisiphaluka nje esifutshane esidala uhanahaniso? Kuya kufuneka uyizame loo nto ngexesha lesiphango esilandelayo.



UJF Kennedy eBielefeld

Ithiyori yesityholo sokuyila ithi isixeko saseBielefeld asikho. Ngexesha elithile ngexesha kwakungasenakwenzeka ukuba izithunzi zigubungele ukungabikho kwe-Bielefeld. Kungenxa yoko le nto kwakubalulekile kubo ukuba baveze iyelenqe njengenyaniso nje okanye into ehlekisayo, ukuze kungabikho mntu ufumana umbono wokuba ubuqhetseba bukaBielefeld yinyaniso engenanto. Kodwa ngethamsanqa kukhona uBill. Nge-24 kaJulayi ngo-1963 uBill Clinton watyelela uMongameli waseMelika uJohn F. Kennedy kwi-White House wamxhawula. U-Clinton wathi, "Ndiza kuba nguMongameli!" Ngalesi senzo somlingo, uClinton weba ikamva lakhe kunye nokuzalwa kwakhe nguMongameli Kennedy. Isiphumo: UKennedy wasweleka. Okanye ke doppelganger yakhe.Inene lokwenyani laseKennedy. Xa ubukho bobuxoki beBielefeld busongelayo ukuza kukhanya, uKennedy waphinda wanyibilika. Emva kokwenza utyando lwezithambiso kunye noqeqesho olunzima eJamani, uKennedy ngoku uyiNkosi yeDolophu yesithunzi seBielefeld phantsi kwegama lobuxoki iPit Clausen.



Iindevu

Sindbart: Hee wena, ndiyakubona!

Ifestile: Madoda! Nam ke. Kuyamangalisa xa ujonga ukuba bobabini abekho.

Sindbart: Xa abantu ababini badibana abangazange babekho, baba yinyani ngokunxibelelene omnye komnye nomnye, omnye komnye, kuba bobabini badibana kwinqanaba elinye, oko kukuthi inqanaba lokungabikho.

Iwallbart: Kunqabile ukuba udibane nabantu abafana nawe. Unqabile ukuba ube yinyani. Sifanele sithathe ithuba lokuba nengxoxo ende malunga nenkohliso kunye nenyaniso.

Sindbart: Kuhle, ndiza kuba lapho.



ulwandle

Ulwandle lunokuzivumela ubukhulu ngenxa yokuba lugcina imfihlo. Ulwandle lwenziwe ngeenyembezi zezithixo (iinyembezi zinetyiwa). Ulwandle kukutya komhlaba. Ukunxanelwa inkqantosi, nangona kunjalo, kwakudala yomile, intlango ayisafuneki ukuba iphile.



Uluntu lolwazi

UArnold Heitermann akabukeli umabonwakude okanye afunde iphephandaba. Izihloko nje. Kwi-Otto yesiqhelo, okwangoku kubalulekile, yonke enye into ayibalulekanga. UArnold unomdla kumfanekiso omkhulu, hayi kwimayile. Ukongeza, soze wazi ukuba ulwazi luchanekile. Ukuba isihloko sithi: "Ngomso umhlaba uzophela!", UMnu Heitermann ngokuqinisekileyo uya kuyifunda ngokupheleleyo le ngcaciso. Isiphelo sehlabathi sinokuchaphazela ngokwenene, ngenxa yezizathu zakho.



amanzi

Amanzi ayakuthanda ukuhamba. Ukuba indalo iyayivumela, ihamba nayo. Amanzi amatsha kwaye acula ngokwawo. Ukukhanya kokukhanya kunye nokuhamba kwamaza alo. Amanzi akuyo yonke indawo apho kukho ubomi. Amanzi awazinzanga lo gama nje engaphumli emazantsi. Ubushushu bunxiba amanzi, ubunqunu bamanzi buhlala bungafakwanga.



amasele

Omnye makangabi lixoxo, angabi sisithukuthezi. Nabani na owakhelwe kufutshane namanzi njengoko isele lisaphila emphefumlweni. Umphefumlo kunyeichibi la manzi afanayo, iintlanzi kunye nenkungu ziyayazi loo nto. Awunakoyika ngokwenene emanzini, zizilwanyana ezomileyo kuphela ezinokuthi zibuze umvundla owoyikayo! Ayisiyoyiki isele! Amasele akaze aphume ebusheni. Isele yintlanzi engakhange ibangele ukuba izilwanyana zomhlaba: ukusilela kwendalo. Akasezi ntlanzi, kodwa akwanelanga ukwenza inkawu. Amasele aluhlaza emva kweendlebe, kwaye awekho lapho. Ngokwesiqhelo amasele afumana iimpundu, kodwa emva koko abizwa ngokuba ziintsalu.



Iibhokhwe zasendle

Iinjana zasendle ztsiba ukusuka eluphahleni lwendlu kwisixeko esingalunganga seRoma. Ihagu zasendle zabetha kwendlela engezantsi ngemiqolo yazo. Ihagu yasendle ayitshabalalanga, ikhala ngokulula kwaye iqhubeke. Ingulube yasendle enjalo inamandla ngokwenene. Igazi lakho alibuni. Ijusi yakhe yomlilo ihamba ngokungapheliyo ngokungapheliyo kumdyarho wamavini akhe kwimivimbo enamandla.



Iimvakalelo

Iimvakalelo azinantsingiselo. Zizi-thugs ezingathembeki, inkxaso yazo kuphela kukungabi namandla. Ngaba ungayikhulula intliziyo yakho kwiimvakalelo Iimvakalelo zishushu ngenxa yesininzi kunye nobuninzi, ziya zisomelela ngakumbi, zibuyela ngokungacingelekanga njengamahashe kwi-carousel.



Ukwehla

Ububanzi behlabathi bunyibilikisa ezinzulwini. Yonke into iya kulala kwaye inyanga isesibhakabhakeni. Ukukhanya kwesilivere kuqukuqela emfazweni. Isandla sifuna ukubamba inyanga kwaye siyenze: Ingqumbile inyanga. Igolide yesilivere emnyama ngokulingeneyo, ibaleka isuka kwindawo eyayikade iyinyanga. Umhlaba uyanyikima.



bulala

Ukufa kubusebenzisa ubomi kwaye kwenza ukuba kwenzeke ngexesha elifanayo. Iphila ntoni ukhozi? Yintoni afanele ayibethe ngasemva? Angaphila kuphela ngokubulala ezinye izilwanyana. Njengomntu! I-Vegans zilungile. Kodwa nabo kufuneka baphendule ubizo lwendalo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, izityalo nazo zizinto eziphilayo. I-Vegans yintswelo yeevithamini. Ubumsulwa babo bubenza babonakale buphaphathekile, ziiovovampires. I-Vegans isela igazi lokuziphatha. Oyena mntu ungumxhaphazi omkhulu.



Umbukeli kamabonakude ofileyo

Umabonwakude uvuliwe kwaye ithambo lihleli phambi kwayo. Amathambo akhe omnxeba angenanto awasayiqapheli into evela kwinkqubo. Umntu othile ucima umabonwakude: Indoda eyithambo ngoku iyabona ukuba ikho into iphosayo, kwaye iba nomsindo. Ekurhoxisweni kuphela apho ukufa kuqaphela ukuba ifile.



intsingiselo yobomi

Injongo yobomi kukondla i-agronomist enkulu. Ubuncinci olo luluvo lukaGqr. Umbane. Ukholelwa oku kulandelayo: Ingcali yezoqoqosho kwezolimo ihlwayela imbewu yomphefumlo wethu kumhlaba wokwazi uvela ezulwini ekude. Ngamava obomi intsholongwane yomphefumlo ikhula ibe yindlebe evelisa umphefumlo. Ingcali yezolimo enkulu ivuna le ndlebe emva kokuba ifile kwaye iyigqithile. UGqr. Isibane seBrain ngunyana wamawele kaGqr. Umbane. Ntsasa nganye, uGqr. Isibane sokukhanyisa ukuphosa emva kwe-wholegrain muesli xa ecinga ngengcinga engacacanga yomntakwabo.



Ilanga

Ilanga yintliziyo yehlabathi, kukho indawo enkulu ngaphakathi kunasendaweni. Unesisu esikhulu, esikhazimlayo. Ilanga lizala umhlaba. Ilanga litya umhlaba. Zombini ngokufanayo. Ilanga yinto yonke. Imhlophe ebantwini abadala, yityheli ebantwini abancinci. Ilanga alikho imibimbi ebusweni bakho.



amarabi

I-vampire ijonge esipilini: Indoda eneenwele ezimnyama kunye neiglasi ijongeka ngaphandle kwesilivere, inobuso obuphaphathekile. I-vampire icinga ukuba ujongeka njengomntu oqhelekileyo esipilini. U-undead uzibona nje esipilini, ukuba ujonga ngqo izandla nomzimba wakhe, ke akaboni mntu. Ayisiqhelekanga, nditsho nakwi vampires. Ngokuqinisekileyo unamarabi.



izityalo

Izityalo zizilwanyana eziluhlaza ezingakwaziyo ukuhamba. Amagqabi ayo ngamatye enziwe ngamanzi. Ukukhanya kwelanga kubenza bonke babe luhlaza. Amatye, amanzi kunye nelanga zonke ngaxeshanye zinika ubomi. Isityalo siquka ukukhula, kuyakonwabela ukukhula. Ukukhula akukho zofuzo, kubazi rhoqo mzuzu. Isicwangciso asikhuli nokuba uyenzile. Izityalo, kwelinye icala, zikhula ngokulandelelana ngobomi.



nzima

An der Härte hat sich schon mancher Dickschädel den Kopf gestoßen. Härte bietet Widerstand und Beständigkeit. Ein Skelett ist hart. Gewöhnlich bleibt das Harte hart. Ein Penis ist jedoch nur zeitweise hart. - Warum nur? - Die Kante der Härte steht als imposante Linie im Raum. Kanten sollte man nicht übersehen, man könnte sich den Kopf stoßen an ihnen. Wenn zwei Wände zusammenprallen, dann nennt man den Zusammenstoß eine Kante. Eine Kante ist also das Ergebnis einer Karambolage. Sie ist demnach nichts für zarte Gemüter. Steine sind auch hart. Ein Stein ist ein Ding, er hat kein Gesicht, denn ein Stein sieht aus wie andere Steine auch. In ihrem Dingsein sind sich alle Dinge gleich. Schrank, Tisch oder Zahnbürste, das alles sind nur Dinge. Die Steine, die überall herumliegen, die nennt man Realität. Mit einem Stein kann man anderen Leuten den Schädel einschlagen. In der Steinzeit war das wichtig. Heute können einige Steine schon sprechen, man nennt diese Steine „Handys“. Wenn ich es recht bedenke: Es gibt auch schöne Steine, nämlich Edelsteine. Drachen sammeln sie.



ukuqokelela

Okuqokelelweyo mninzi, ngamanye amaxesha nako kunqabile. Oko kuqokelelwa kunika ukhuseleko njengoluhlu lweempahla. Okanye ngumthwalo. Okuqokelelweyo kunzima kunokuqokelela. Ukuba ukuqokelela kunzima ngakumbi kunoko kuqokelelweyo, ke umntu uthetha '' ukuzingela ''.



inkunkuma

I-superfluous ayihlangananga kwinto ekhulileyo. I-superfluous ayizange ifumane ukwazi ulwelo ngeli xesha leandeziweyo. Ngelixa ukubhuqa okuphezulu kunokuba sisityebi, ngamanye amaxesha kunikela, okungaphezulu kakhulu akunto yanto nje, kodwa kuyayiphazamisa into ephilayo ekuqhubeleni phambili. Eyona nto ingathethekiyo yinkunkuma nje.



I-Quirk

UHugo une-quirk. I-quirk yakhe yeyokuba quirk kwisikrini sakhe iyamkhathaza. Oko kuqhuba uHugo ngobuyatha. UHugo wayenobuthathaka ebusweni bakhe kumashumi eminyaka. Wahlala wema phambi kwesipili, wajonga i-quirk yakhe de ugqirha wakhe wamachaphaza wemka. UHugo une-quirk ene-quirks. Kodwa kuphela nge-quirks nganye. Ukuba yonke into ineemposiso, njengefenitshala eqhekezwe ngokupheleleyo, uHugo akanantliziyo. Ngokwenene u-Hugo unekota.



intloko yaphukile

Ingcinga engenanto yondla umfazi wakhe owomileyo wekhephu. Umfazi wekhephu ongwevu ubizwa ngokuba yi-neurosis. Akanabungozi ngokupheleleyo, ungu-Woody Allen. Unokuhleka malunga ne-neurosis, kuba ii-weirdos ngabantu abahlekisayo. Kodwa ikhephu elidala ayisiyongozi. Akukho gazi liphuma kumfazi wekhephu, kodwa izolo ikhephu liyadika. Ikhephu elidala liya kwi-psychotherapy. Unyango olunjalo lukwabangela ukuba ibe yi-neurosis, imhlophe njengekhephu elitsha.



Unyango lwesibini

Inja nekati ziya kunyango ezimbini. Unyango yonyango. Inja kunye nekati zifuna ukugcina ubudlelwane babo. Unyango luyasilela. Kutheni kutheni? Inokuba yintoni loo nto? Ngokuqinisekileyo kunye nonyango, bonke banengxaki ngokwabo.



Ukuvalwa umlomo

UCheplin uya kwisisele ukuya kuhleka, ukugcina inkampani yakhe yezidumbu. Kwakufuneka abulale abantu abaninzi ukuze afumane imali. Ukubandezeleka kwalo mhlaba kunye nabafazi akufanelanga ukuba kukhuthazwe. I-Cheplin ixhasa ukuvalwa ngokubanzi kwehlazo kulo lonke elaseJamani, ngaphandle kwamaziko abizwa ngokuba ziindawo zokuhleka, apho abantu banokuhleka ngokuvakalayo emva kokuhlawula imali yokuhlekisa.



Ukuhleka

Ukuhleka kuyonwabile ngemilebe yakhe. Ukuhleka kakhulu kuyajika kube yinto ehlekayo. Ukuhleka okuhlekisayo akunakuphakama kwisofa ye-bourgeoisie. Ukuhleka nyani ayisihlekisi, konwaba nje. Kuphela kukuqhula okunyanzelekileyo komthi wokubandezeleka.



iyahlekisa ngokupheleleyo

UIsolde: Detlef, nawe ngekhe wazi ukuba uyadanisa okanye nokuba uthatha inyani.

I-Detlef: Ilula kakhulu: ukuba ndonwaba, ke ndizimisele, kwaye ukuba ndizimisele, kuyadanisa.

Isolde: Ndingayithetha njani into enye ngaphandle kwento?

I-Detlef: Eyokuqala yenzeka ngeentsuku, kwaye eyokugqibela injalo ngeentsuku ezingafaniyo. Okanye ngaba ngenye indlela ejikeleze? Ndibhidekile ngokupheleleyo.

Isolde: Ndiyaphambana nalo mfo!



Imo iyatshintsha

I-Otto farts.

Uswelekile uGqr. U-Kackebart-Struller: Indoda u-Otto! Ngaba uyazi ukuba wenza ntoni kulwahlulo lwe-ozone? Ngayo yonke i-serene fart, ayisiyi kuphela ukuba i-asshole yakho ibe nkulu, kodwa kunye ne-ozone hole. Ngayo yonke i-fart, i-methane ithulula umoya ojikeleze umhlaba, obushushu bomhlaba. Sukude! Kufuneka songe okusingqongileyo!

I-Otto Struller: Unyanisile, Mausi, kunjalo. Ndiza kufikelela kwigumbi lokuhlala, ndondla iijuba.



kwihlathi lasendle

Kwintlango yasendle, iingcambu zemithi zishiya umhlaba wazo kwaye zibaleka kuwo wonke umhlaba. Ukuphola akabuyi, kodwa uya kulontengiso. Ihamba ngaphezu kweentaba, ihambahamba ezihlanjeni. Ngamanye amaxesha naye uyatsiba.



umqulu

Ukujikeleza okanye ukujikeleza yintshukumo ejikeleze iziko elijikelezileyo. Ukuqengqelwa kwevili kubanjiswa. Umqolo ngokwawo awuqengqeleki, uhlala u-immobile ngokunxulumene neziko lawo. Ukuba umqulu ubusiya kwisangqa usiya kwisikwere, bekuya kuba simahla ukuhamba. Ibhayisekile kuphela iqaphela ukuba imo yehlabathi ihamba ngaphaya kwayo, ibhayisekile iyayeka.



Ukuphumla kunye nokuzivocavoca

Ukuphumla kuyonwabela ukuzazisa kwabo. Ukuphumla kunokuchazwa njengokungabikho kokunyanzelwa kwangaphandle. Ke akukho kuphumla kwi-disco. Hayi kwi-autobahn nokuba. Ukushukuma ngaphakathi kunye nokuphumla kunokwenzeka. Kubakho ukuphumla. Kukho ukuzola okunyanzelekileyo kweZen Buddhism. Ukuzola okunje kukuhlakulela ukufa emhlabeni, kusekwe kuxinzelelo nasekutshatyalalisweni kwe-fidgety. Ukuzola kokwenene, nangona kunjalo, kuhlala kwinkululeko.



rumble

I-hummingbird ibhabhela kwibhotwe elonwabisayo apho abantu bajikeleza khona. Bangama-52 abantu abakhethiweyo ebhotweni. Akukho mntu kwaye wonke umntu uyinkosi kunye nesidenge ngexesha elifanayo. Abantu abasebhotwe bonke zii-hermaphrodites. Ungayenza ngokwakho ukuba uziva uthanda. Kodwa banomdla ngakumbi ekuyileni imihlaba yokudlala: Bayatshinisa. Ukungcakaza ngongcakazo olubi. Uyaphola apha noJojos amakhosi. Njengezidenge, ookumkani babeka izithsaba zazo kwiholo enkulu phantsi komthombo. Isithsaba sisebenza njengesidlekisi kubahlubi. UKing Crimson ubhala ngokungakhathali okunzulu. Awungekhe uthethe nendoda enjalo.



umsebenzi

Umsebenzi ufunga kumhlaba ongamntu, ophelelwa ngamandla, kuba endaweni yomqolo, umsebenzi unesifuba soxabiso, uhonjiswe ngekratshi. Ukuzaliseka kwabo bafumana umsebenzi kuhlaselo lwentliziyo. Abo basebenzayo banokuzilibala ngokukhawuleza izidumbu zabo kwigumbi elingaphantsi. Sebenzela ukusindiswa, kodwa ngekhe kuvume oko. Umsebenzi uyimfama, awuboni ukuba uyasebenza, uyazi nje. U-Kristu njengoMhlawuleli kudala. Indoda iphinda izikhulule emsebenzini: Kwi-psychotherapy usebenza ngokwakho.

Intshukumo yokwenyani ingaphakathi. Ihashe lihamba lodwa, kodwa imoto iqhutywa ngamandla ehashe ngenjini yayo. Ukushukuma kuhamba nokuhamba ngendlela yenyoka, oko kukuthi, kumaza. Ukuhamba, ukuqubha, ukubhabha okanye ukuqhuba, zonke ezi ziintshukumo. Kule mihla enye ijikeleza ngokujikeleza. Omnye unokufudukela apho. Kodwa akukho mntu unokuyithatha kwakhona. Uhlala kwisiza.



umoya

Umoya uqinisa ubuso bukaFrigg. Ixesha liyaphela. Amanzi anyamalala emngxunyeni. Yonke into iyabaleka, iyabaleka. Umchamo uyabaleka, iinyembezi zibaleka. Akukho mntu ukunye noFrigg, umoya kuphela. Iinyawo zakho zigutyungelwe zihlangu ezomeleleyo. Kuthekani ukuba wayehamba ngeenyawo engenanto? Emva koko umoya wawumthwalela phezulu kwaye uFrigg uza kukhululeka. Izihlangu zakhe zinzima ngumthwalo wexesha lakhe elidlulileyo. Umoya obizwa ngokuba nguWahuna uvuthuza ezinweleni zakhe. I-Sleipnir, ihashe elinemilenze isibhozo, lidlula kwangoko uFrigga. UFrigga unomdla, unokubekwa kwihashe kunkulunkulu womoya kwaye aphathwe ngokuqinileyo, enganxibanga zihlangu, ngaphandle.



yenza

Okona kusulungekileyo kwenziwa ngumatshini. Umatshini awuva nto, ke iyasebenza ngenxa yokuphelelwa lithemba. Wenza zonke iintshukumo zezandla ezazisenziwa ngabasebenzi abakhohlakeleyo kwiintsuku zakudala. Izibambo ngaphandle kwemvakalelo okanye ubomi, oomatshini nje, ukuhamba ngaphandle kwentsingiselo, injongo kuphela. Hayi indlela emnandi ngayo xa umatshini usenzela umsebenzi osisiyatha. Kodwa abavelisi boomatshini bake batyale ubuyatha ngokwabo. Oomatshini baya kuqhubeka nokusicinezela ngaphandle nangobudenge babo. Ubukrelekrele bokwenziwa kokwahlulwa, kodwa buhlala bubudenge. Thina ngokwethu siyinkathazo kumatshini womhlaba omkhulu.



ipropathi

Umnini wabiza izandla zakhe. Iiatom ezandleni zakhe azizezomniniyo. Iiatom zesandla sakhe zilungele kuphela imilo ye-ego yakhe kwimali mboleko. Emva kokusweleka komnini, iiatom zangaphambili zesandla sakhe zilungele imbonakalo eyahlukileyo. Umniniyo uziva esekhaya esandleni sakhe, kwaye unengcambu esandleni sakhe. Le ngcambu isazisi sakhe. Ayisosandla ngokwaso.



Iapile elihlanya

Isikhonkwane kunye ne-pulp zihlala kunye kwiapile. Ngaba bobabini batshatile? Uninzi luhlala kunye kwi-apile: i-spherical, eluhlaza, iziqhamo, ukuxhonywa kwayo emthini. Iapile licinga oku: 'Ndineempawu, kodwa ayizizo iimpawu zam. Ukuba ndizijonga, ndifumana kuphela iipropathi, kodwa akubikho. ' Andikabikho! '' Lonke uphawu lweapile ngoku luyahamba ngendlela yayo. Isiphaluka siya emantla, luhlaza luye emazantsi. Iziqhamo ukuya ngasentshona, kunye nokuxhonywa kweapile ngasempuma. Ayisekho iapile, ayizange ibekho. Iapile lahlukane nobuni bayo bobuxoki.Wayephoswa nje kunye kwiLizwe lakhe. Buphi ubutsha bepile? Uhlala kwivenkile aze azivumele ukuba abaleke!



Imibongo

Umbongo uthetha ukuhambisa intsingiselo ekugxininiseni. Nangona kunjalo, imibongo yababhali ngamanye amaxesha itywinwe kangangokuba umfundi akakwazi ukuvula ibhokisi yeentsingiselo. Ngumbhali kuphela oqondayo imixholo yesihobe ngelixa ebhala. Kwaye nakumbhali, into yakhe ingaqina kakhulu ngentsasa elandelayo.



elubala

Iimpukane ezibonakalayo zijikeleza ngokukhululekileyo kwinto ebonakalayo ngaphandle kokufihla. Amagxa ahlala elubala. Nangona le nto icacile inokuba nesisindo, akukho lula ukuyibona. Izinto ezibonakala elubala ziba sobala xa isisiqwengana.



ukubamba

Ukubamba kufikelela kwixhoba layo kwiselula ngempumelelo. Ke ngoko, ikakhulu iintlanzi zingena ekuthinjweni okhethekileyo. Ayatyibilika kwaye ahlala emanzini ahambayo, kodwa asabanjwa.



ijele

Ulwaphulo-mthetho luxabiseke kuphela ukuba awubanjwa. Inkawu yeza kwindawo yezilwanyana nokuba ayenzanga nto iphosakeleyo. I-zoo luhlobo-lwentolongo olufanelekileyo lwezilwanyana. Ezinye izilwanyana zasendle ziboshwe kwisekethe. Abantwana bahlala kwintolongo yabazali babo. Abafazi bakwijele lokuxhomekeka kwezemali kubayeni babo.



imfihlo eziphezulu

Imfihlo ayifanele ibone amehlo abanye. Ihlala yodwa (okanye kunye neyelenqe) kwigumbi layo elingaphantsi kwaye inokwenza oku kulandelayo: iyajikeleza, iyadloba, iyonwabile, ijika izinto egoso, iyalahla, iyabacekisa abanye, iyakuhleka, iyakoyika, Uyazikhusela, uyala, okanye unomntwana. Imfihlo: asazi ukuba yenziwe yintoni. Oku kuyimfihlo.



ukubhabha

Ukubhabha iiglass ngaphandle kweenyawo kulwandle olukhulu. Ekubhabheni, phezulu nasezantsi kudlalwa ngokuchaseneyo. Intaka inamandla ngaphandle kokophula umhlaba. Obu buhlakani. Iitawuli, nangona kunjalo, azikwazi ukubhabha, amaphiko azo enziwe. Amaphiko eentaka atyibilika. Bisekhaya apho. Amaphiko ziingalo zokubaleka, zenziwe amandla. Intaka inokubhabha ngokukhululekileyo ngaphandle kokungqubana nekati e-midair. Nangona kunjalo, umqeshwa ngokukhawuleza uqubisana nomphathi wakhe okanye nobunzima bempilo.



ukukhanya

Ukukhanya kubhabha ngokulula ngaphezulu kwamanqwanqwa epeyinti, kumane kudlula kwiibhanti ezinzima. Ukukhanya kukhangeleka kufumaneka ngaphezulu. Iinkuni ziyadada phezu kwamanzi kuba zilula kunamanzi. Ibhaluni yomoya oshushu idada kude emhlabeni kwisibhakabhaka esiluhlaza. Into elula ngokukhawuleza iba kukungakhathali. Into enobudenge enjalo yenzeka ngokulula.



Ikhephu

Isithando sekhephu liwa ngononophelo. Uye wathula. I-Flake ivela kwelinye ilizwe. Inika ukwakheka kulo mhlaba, kungenjalo yonke imagnethi iyawa. Emantla nasezantsi emazantsi, umbane uwela kwikhephu. Ukusuka kwizibonda zomhlaba, ikhephu lilungiselela utshintsho olufihlakeleyo emhlabeni. Imagnethi yayo ingena kubemi bomhlaba ize ibenze babe ngabemi abasindayo.



ukhuseleko

Ukhuseleko olunjalo luyinto entle. Ukukhuselwa yinto yokuqala oyifunayo: ukukhuselwa ngumgaqo-siseko, ukukhuselwa kweholo, ukubulala izitshabalalisi, ukukhusela idatha nokukhusela iingcinga. Awukatyeleli kuKhuseleko lweeNgqondo? Kuza, linda ubone.



Amathumbu

Gaya ukuhlafuna kwaye uhlafuna kwaye uhlafuna. Ukutya ukutya kwestlates kulungile kwaye ukutya kube kulungile kangangokuba kungadityaniswa nokwakho inyama. Nangona kunjalo, ukutya kuhlala kuhlala kuyityhefu. Umhlaba unetyhefu. Akulilo ikhaya lethu. Izilwanyana zinokugaya ngcono kunabantu, zihlala kufutshane nomhlaba.



Umhlaba

Into esimi kuyo ibizwa ngokuba ngumhlaba. Ngamanye amaxesha ikwabizwa ngokuba ngumhlaba. Yima nomhlaba uqinile. Umhlaba unokuthetha ne-humus okanye ilitye. Eyona nto iphawuleka kakhulu ngomhlaba yinto, inzima kwaye inzima. Umhlaba unoxolo, umhlaba usisidenge. Umama omkhulu omkhulu akanabo ubuso. Ngaba unayo imfudumalo? Iingcambu zifikelela emhlabeni, kwaye ziyawuqonda umhlaba. Iingcambu zikunye nomhlaba uphela.



Iinyosi

Iinyosi zihlala kwindawo ethe tyaba, ngaphakathi. Inyosi iphumela ngaphandle apho kubanda khona. Uwa phantsi emhlabeni njengekhephu lekhephu. Iinyosi zibuthulule ukungaphakathi kwazo njengengqele ebandayo. Ngalo lonke ixesha ikhephu likhephu; Ukuba i-flake thaws, isizungu size. Ukufunxa incindi, iinyosi zidibanisa onke amazwe omhlaba kwaye zomeleze amandla adonsela phantsi komhlaba. Incindi yincwadi eyayingafundwanga. Nokuba ngumbhali wayo.



Ubunzima

Ubunzima buhlala bukhulu ngobungakanani bayo. Ukukhokelela, nangona kunjalo, amandla adonsela phantsi. Amandla omzimba ayomeleza. Inomphumo kuphela kubunzima bayo, hayi ngombala wayo, kuba ubunzima bawo bukhulu kakhulu ukuba bube nombala. Ubunzima abuqondi ukuba yintoni ehlekisayo. Okumnandi kunye nokulala okunzima kunye kuphela kwishukela. Ngaba amandla adonsela phantsi avela phezulu okanye ngezantsi? Xa ubushushu buqina, iba ngumxhuzulane. Kuthekani ngelitye elingenakuqengqeleka? Ngaba inzima kakhulu okanye iqine kakhulu? Unobuqhophololo! Ubunzima buthambile kunokuba krwada. Ngaba kulula ngoku? Injalo ke!



umoya

Umoya uhamba ngokungahambisani nemithi nakwizindlu. Amandla omoya awabonakali, ziimpembelelo zayo ezinokubonwa. Umoya uphephezelisa esele ikho. I-dandelion ivuthuza umoya, kukwanjalo nothuthu. Umoya udlula ngokukhawuleza. Kodwa ihlala ivuthuza.



Ukuqhekeka kwengqondo

Ipropathi iyodwa. Uyinto yakhe. Ubungakanani buhlobene; ihlala ilinganiswa ngokuthelekisa. U-Lote akanaye umnikazi. UIsolde unesisu esikhulu, kodwa amanqatha awangawakhe. Yonke into engathethekiyo inentabalala. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba zingaphi iingqondo zika-Einstein. Yipropathi yengqondo eyenza ukuba ibe yeyayo, hayi inani lezinto ezikhobayo. Awunakuthelekisa iiapile kunye neeperile, ubunzima bazo kuphela.



isanti

Izibonda zamatye abizwa ngokuba yintlabathi. Iziqwengana zesanti zincinci kangangokuba zenza iyunithi kwakhona njengendawo yokuhlala yodwa. Isanti ke iyavakala xa iyonke. Yonke loo nto iyabhomboloza, kodwa isanti ayinakulila kuba yomile kakhulu. Amatye awanalo igazi okanye amanzi, nkqu nesanti. Iinyembezi zabakhulu abadabukisayo zinikezela ngamanzi anetyiwa njengolwandle. Kungenxa yoko le nto isanti ifumaneka rhoqo njengolwandle apho kukho ulwandle.



Abantu

Abantu bakhona kuphela kwisininzi. Umntu omnye akanakuba yedwa. Umntu njengempahla yeenkomo uba '' ngabantu ''. Isihlwele senziwe ngabantu. Igazi labantu ligazi losapho lwabo. Umntu, kwelinye icala, unegazi elilelakhe. Kwimeko yamaYuda amandulo, igazi lika-Abraham libalekela ezantsi emadolweni akhe. Abantu kunye ne-archaic yabantu baneempawu zabo kwiqela, hayi ngokwabo.



IBhabheli

IBhabheli ibingenguye umntwana: inkulu kakhulu kunkulu. Kukho iikeyscrapers eNew York. Kodwa ezi kufuneka zitshatyalaliswe ngabanqolobi kuba zifuna ukukroba uThixo. Badanisa ejikeleze ithole legolide, ukukhula kwezoqoqosho kunye nogqirha wezonyango. Uya kufika nini umsindo kaThixo kwaye utshayele abantu abanesono emgqomeni?



amasuntswana amancinci

U-Fred wafumana ukufikelela okungagunyaziswanga kwindawo enkulu yokuncamathela kufutshane ne-Geneva ebusuku kwaye ngoku ukhasa kwi-ringi ejikelezayo: Ubona amasuntswana aluhlaza ebhabha ngaphambi kwakhe.

Fred: Sawubona amasuntswana, ngaba ungathetha nawo?

Isuntswana eliluhlaza: Ndinentloko ebuhlungu, kubi oko kuba ndifuna intloko. Ukusukela oko bandifumanayo, andisakwazi kuluka umhlaba. Kwanepolitiki iyaphuma ngaphandle kolawulo.

Isuntswana elibomvu liyabaleka ngaphambili: Linamathela ulwimi lukaFred, oluthi lubomvu ngakumbi kunesuntswana ngokwalo.

isuntswana elibomvu: ndibeka umlilo phantsi kweesile yemali. Ngokwesiqhelo imali ilulwazi nje. Umlilo wam unika ulwazi. Unxantathu uyabhabha, inamehlo apha ebunzi.

Unxantathu: Ndilona candelo likhulu likhona. Ngokwenene amasuntswana amancinci afumaneka esihogweni sefiziksi. Omncinci akanasiqobo. Izinto ezibanzi ziya zifumaneka, kokukhona ziya kuba zezokwenene. -UFred umangalisiwe nje.

Isiphithiphithi kukudideka okusetyenziselwa ngabo basebenzise umhlaba abangenakuchazeka kukhuseleko lwengqondo. Iitoksi zinombala. Isiphithiphithi sisusa inkunkuma yexesha elidlulileyo. Imidaniso yomdaniso kwaye andazi ukuba kutheni.



bhala

Ukubhala, ulwimi luthula ngokuthe cwaka kwisandi, kodwa ngokukhanyayo ekwazini. Ababhali bangabaqingqi bezinyani. Ukubhala kuhlala kuyinto ebhaliweyo, kwanaxa ubhala. Into ebhaliweyo yeyokugqibela kwaye ihlala ixesha elide kune wayini entle. Igama libhala lonke ixesha.



ukudanisa

Ukudanisa kuyathandabuza. Nabani na ongumdanisi uyahlanya. Kodwa ukudanisa nako kunokuphola ukuba ungumntu ongakhathali. Ukucinga akufuneki kudanise. Umdaniso uphazamisa ukucaca kwengqondo. Umnqweno wokunqongophala kokutya kothando, ubuhlanya ngathi yinyathi idla ngokuchithakala kobubi: Iipussies ezimnandi zenza iipussies!



U-Erwin

Iinyembezi zihla ivela ezulwini. Bahlanganisana emhlabeni benze umjelo odada uye emlanjeni. U-Erwin uhleli kwiphenyane elijikeleza iinyembezi. Umfula uqukuqela unyuka. Umlilo uvutha kukuhlonipha iWotan kwibhanki esekunene yomlambo. Kwibhanki yasekhohlo ngumthi onentaka enamatye ahleli phezu kwayo. U-Erwin uyaqhubeka nokukhwela inyuka. Ngoku ikhephu. Umntu ohamba ngephenyane ubona indoda ekhephu apha ebhankini phakathi kweenaliti zepine. Amehlo ekhephu ephila, ngamehlo ebhere elinamandla. U-Erwin uyaqhubeka nokuhamba ngomlambo. Ngasekhohlo, umntu udlala uhadi. Usondele.



intaba-mlilo

Ibhinqa elimnyama elinama-splinters anemibala lisela kunye nokuphola. Babhabha kunye ngaphezulu kweenkwenkwezi, phantsi kweenkwenkwezi, phakathi kweenkwenkwezi. Ubomi be-Titanic buvela ekutshoneni kwayo. Isikhephe esigoqayo sephepha sihamba emanzini, sihamba ngononophelo siqonde kumthombo wamanzi omanzi: Bang! Uthuthu luvela phezulu. I-Eyjafjallajökull ekugqibeleni iqhume.



kufanelekile

I-Fit ifumana ichasene nothando. Njengonento enxulumene, ukulingana kufanelekile kwaye enye ngenkonzo efanayo. Yonke into ihambelana kunye kwisakhiwo. Iibhiya, icuba kunye ne-ashtray zise tafile yasekhitshini kaMnu Alki. Iyavakala loo nto, iyahambelana. Itafile yasekhitshini kaMnu Alki sisakhiwo. Kwi-Intanethi, uHinz noKunz bakunye kwikhathalogu enkulu yehlabathi. UHinz noKunz badityaniswa kuphela ngenxa yobukho babo. I-intanethi ayisiyonto, ayinangqondo.



into

Into engwevu ngaphakathi kwayo; ayikho enye into. Izinto azidibani. Umatshini wehlabathi ongenakubona izinto ulawula umhlaba: i-Intanethi yezinto. Izinto ziqhwalela ukwenza izinto zehlabathi. USathana kudala enalo ilizwe kwiilekese zakhe. Kwimeko yezidalwa eziphilayo umntu akathethi ngezinto kuba zihamba ngokwazo. Kodwa into encinci inokuhamba yodwa. Yinto.



Imilinganiselo

Umlinganiso ungaba ngowona ulungileyo, obhakwa ngothando ngoothixo abathandanayo. Njengomfundisi, umlinganiso ogulayo ubeka imida ngaphandle kwamandla phambi kwempumlo yomfundi. Kumfundi umlinganiso ugcwele, ubomi bakhe buqokelelene, kwaye nomzi-mveliso unokuvelisa umbane edamini.



yonke into

Konke oku kukudityaniswa kwezinto ezininzi kumda wokungabikho ngokupheleleyo. Ngaba konke kuphelele ngoku? Yonke into ubuncinci ijikelezwe kakuhle. Njengoko kulindelekile, yonke loo nto kufuneka ikhanye emaphethelweni ayo, kodwa ihlala ingwevu apho. Emva koko ke umfundisi-mveliso uthe: "Iyonke ingaphezulu kwexabiso lamalungu ayo!" Nokuba emva kwesivakalisi, yonke into ayikhanyi, akukho nto inokubonwa. Yonke into isele ilongezwe lanto kuyo yonke into. Kukho okungaphezulu kule ncwadi.



Akukho nto

Akukho nto kwihlabathi lazo zonke izinto ezingezizo. Ikomityi asisihlalo. Isinxibo asilo lifu. Ungayichazanga inja: inja yikati engeyiyo ikati enje ngongqatyana. Zonke izinto ezingekho-izinto zihlangane ndawonye kwihlabathi leze. Abanye bathi akukho nto emva kokusweleka. Ngaba uyafuna ukuhlala apho phakathi kwazo zonke izinto ezingenanto? Iya kuba ntle kakhulu kwigumbi lokugcina le nto.



ukonwaba

Ukuzonwabisa kufuna okungaphezulu koko kunyanzelekileyo. Ke ukonwaba kunxulumene nolonwabo. Kodwa ngelixa ulonwabo lusisipho sobomi, ukonwatyiswa kukonwabiswa ngokungenakuthanani. Ukunandipha iilensi kunye nokuhlala. Ukuzonwabisa okumnandi kuyonwabisa. Ubumnandi yinto eyadlulayo. Ukonwaba akucingi, ukonwaba kuthatha ixesha elide. Ukuba ithumbu ligaya ngaphezulu koko likufunayo, ke iya konwaba. Ukwaneliseka kuyinto emnandi, kodwa iswekile yolonwabo.



Ubume - emva