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Ukubuka konke - emuva



I-Psychosaurus yethula:

Ngicabanga ngenkondlo futhi angizange ngibe yisisulu se-biofant. Lezi fants zangaphandle zingena ngokungemthetho zisuka esikhaleni ebumnyameni futhi zimunca umcabango walabo abalala ngaphandle kobuchopho babo ngemithungo yabo emide. Ngiyanqikaza ukusebenzisa amagama abanye asebevele benawo emilonyeni yabo. Ngikuthola kungahlanzekile lokho. Kungakho ngivame ukuqamba amagama amasha, okudala inkinga yokuthi akekho umuntu ongiqondayo. Ngenxa yalokhu, kufanele ngisebenzise amagama asetshenzisiwe futhi ukuthi isiJalimane solimi lwasekhaya sakhiwe ngokungafanele. Ulimi lungakhuluma ngoba lufaka izithombe ezijwayelekile zokukhona. Ulimi luphathelene nokunikela ikhaya lezithombe zomhlaba. Kuyadabukisa lapho umuntu elandela amagama olimi abese ebathatha ukuba bacabange.Ukucabanga kwangempela kuyakha ulimi. Ulimi yi-I of a Psychosaurus, luyindawo yalo. Umhlaba uza ngempela empilweni njengezwe ngezilimi, ngoba ukukhuluma kusho: ukudala umhlaba. Ekuqaleni kwakuyizwi!



ingxoxo

UMole: Ithi Psychosaurus, le ncwadi ikhuluma ngani

empeleni?

I-Psychosaurus: Kule ncwadi kukhulunywa ngokwayo kule ncwadi. Futhi lapho

Ulimi lukhuluma ngakho konke, le ncwadi inazo zonke izihloko.

Ngena: Masibe nombuzo uqobo: Uyini umehluko phakathi

the Psychosaurus kanye Carsten?

I-Psychosaurus: Angifuni ukukhuluma ngalokho, isihloko singumthwalo

mina ngokuphelele.

Idada: Liyatholakala, dude!

UMole: Ngokusobala le ncwadi iyodwa

ukuhumusha okuzenzakalelayo!

Psychosaurus: Kunjalo.

Lokhu kwandisa okungaxakile ngokungemthetho.

Ulimi lusho amagama angaphezu kwenkulungwane.

UKichermaus: Uma ngifuna ukubhalela uCarsten, naye ubhale

online noma okuthile?

I-Psychosaurus: Okwamanje inekheli le-imeyili

carsten-stemm@web.de futhi uneyakhe online.

Werewolf: Sunt reprimat de această carte!

Gijimani: Angiqondi igama, ngisho nesiteshi sesitimela.

URabe: Akumele uqonde konke. Kwesinye isikhathi kwanele ukusuka lapho

ukuvumela amazwi kukuthwalise okungenangqondo.



I-Detlef iphindwe kabili i-doid

I-Detlef Doppeldoid ayikwazi ukucabanga kahle ngawo wonke ama-halves obuchopho. UDetlef ucabanga ngokushesha kunokukhanya, okuholela ekushwabeni kwesikhala sesikhathi endaweni yakhe. Ngemuva kwalokho ushintshela kwesobunxele ngakwesobunxele, ngaphakathi nangaphandle, bese engene inetha. Akazi ukuthi uyangena noma uphuma yini egumbini. Kubi nge-Detlef Doppeldoid: ngolunye usuku ayecabanga ukuthi abantu bangabantu. UDetlef futhi awukhumbuli umehluko phakathi kuka-Albert Einstein noKonrad Adenauer. UDetlef uyazibuza: Ngabe '' kuyafana '' nokuthi '' kuyafana '' akufani? Kwesinye isikhathi uMnu. Doppeldoid wenza amaphutha esipelingi we-lachedhenic. Uma edidekile ngokuphelele, uDetlef ukhumbula nekusasa.



UDetlef uthi:

'' Noma nini lapho ngingasazi ukuthi ngingubani, ngibheka umazisi wami: nginenombolo yami lapho; inani lonke kimi, elami nje. Ihlukile futhi ayingabazeki. Umbuso uyangithanda. Kepha lokho kuyangithola noma kuphi? Ngubani ngemuva kwegama elithi Detlef Doppeldoid? Futhi lifakazelani ikhadi elincane kangaka lepulasitiki? Amakhadi epulasitiki kulula ukuwakha. Ungafunga noma yini namuhla. Ungazakhela nokuthi ungubani. Ngiyaqhakaza kakhulu. ''



Kukhuluma Bunny

Unogwaja ongakhuluma ubizwa ngokuthi unogwaja okhulumayo. I-bunny ekhulumayo idla ngenkathi ikhuluma futhi ikhuluma ngenkathi ibambana. Izimpande zamagama azaziwa kuye. Njengamanje udla uthando. Uthando luyizwi nje kuye, munch, munch. Umuntu angaludla uthando ngaphandle kokudla, lokho kungubuhlakani bokukhuluma onogwaja.



Kukhona amadada!

Isazi sebhayoloji sinentshisekelo ngezimpaphe zamadada, lo ontologist unesifiso sokuba ngamadada. Ngubani onika amadada? Impendulo: The 'It'. 'It' futhi enikeza ukukhiqiza kakhulu. Ngenye indlela, umuntu angaphendula lo mbuzo ngale ndlela elandelayo: Ukuziphendukela kwemvelo kunika amadada, amaqanda edada anikeze amadada, ubulili bedada bunika amadada, uNkulunkulu unika amadada. Liyana. Empeleni umuntu kufanele athi: Ifu liyana. Ngisho uNkulunkulu akekho kulokhu ',' ngoba uthi: Kukhona uNkulunkulu. Lokho kusho ukuthi: 'Lokhu' kukhulu kunoNkulunkulu. Okunye ukuphetha ngukuthi: The 'It' unguNkulunkulu uqobo uNkulunkulu amnika. Kukhona amadada. Awusho: kuthatha amadada. Ukupha kubusisiwe kakhulu kunokuthola. Ukupha kungenzeka futhi ku-ontological kunokuthola. I 'it'akucaci kahle ukuthi awusakwazi ukubona inkungu yayo. Umphumela: Awucabangi ngisho nokuthi amadada avelaphi ngempela. I 'it' iyinkohliso. Kwenza sengathi uyazi. Lapho singasazi ukuthi ifu liyanetha, bese kuthi 'Kube' imvula. I-negation iphinde inikeze 'it': '' Ayikho into efana ne-Elwetritsche! '' Ngubani ongaba le 'it' ekwazi ukunikeza lezi ezingadayisi?Ayikho into efana ne-Elwetritsche! '' Ngubani ongaba le 'it' ekwazi ukunikeza la ma-non-duck?Ayikho into efana ne-Elwetritsche! '' Ngubani ongaba le 'it' ekwazi ukunikeza lezi ezingadayisi?



I-Goldmarie ne-Pechmarie

Ngesinye isikhathi kwakukhona isikhulumi eshukumisayo esasinamadodakazi amabili, bobabili ababebizwa ngoMarie. Omunye kwakusebenza kanzima, kanti omunye wayevilapha. Ngelinye ilanga lowesifazane okhuthele wafika emthonjeni othi:



'' Akunawo amanzi okuphuza! ''



'' Ilapho kuphela ngenxa yezizathu ezingokomthetho, '' kucabanga lona wesifazane owomile. Intombazane yaphuza amanzi futhi yangena emthonjeni ngephutha, yabe isilaxaza. Ngesinye isikhathi waphinda wavuka endaweni angayazi.

Isalukazi simi efasiteleni lendlu sidinga ukulungiswa kabusha sanyakazisa umcamelo wakhe. UFrau Holle, lelo kwakuyigama lomqashi, wathi kule ntombazane: `` Abanakekeli abadala abanekhono njengawe baqabile namhlanje, kunomsebenzi omningi kimi. '' Futhi ngenxa yokuthi lona wesifazane okhuthele wayezimisele kakhulu ukusebenza, wenza umsebenzi wasendlini kaFrau Holle.

Kepha ngemuva kwesikhashana, le ntombazane yakhumbula ekhaya futhi yazwakalisa isifiso sokubuyela ekhaya. UFrau Holle wamnika lesi sicelo. Isalukazi siholele intombazane esangweni okwakufanele lingene kulo. Ngenkathi lona wesifazane okhuthele esedlula esangweni, imvula ivele phezu kwakhe ivela phezulu ngepholi elingcoliswe yi-dioxin elingasaphumi esikhunjeni sakhe. Intombazane yathi: '' Fucking bullshit! Ngizophindisela kabukhali ngekusasa. Ngifunda umathematics futhi ngenza ubuchwephesha bami emibonweni eyindida. ''

Lapho lo mama ebona indodakazi yakhe igcotshwe ngothayela, waqamba ingane yakhe ngokuthi uPechmarie. Ngenxa yezizathu zokulingana kwezenhlalo, umama manje futhi uthumele indodakazi yakhe evilaphayo emthonjeni. Cishe kwenzeka okufanayo. Kuphela, esikhundleni sokuya endlini kaFrau Holle, indodakazi yakhe yesibili yafika kwenye indlu okwakuhlala kuyo uFrau Helle.

Ngemuva kwemizuzu elishumi yokuqashwa, ukuqeqeshwa okuyintombazane okuyivila kuye kwehla kakhulu. Unksz Hell uthe, `` Eminyakeni yakho, nami benginobuvila. Anginayo ngisho nediploma yesikole sesekondari. Manje sesiqala ukungena eChâteau Mouton-Rothschild 1945, lapho umkhwenyana wami azintshontsha.

Ngenhlanhla yonke indawo ethengisa ngamakamelo igcwele ngayo. '' Ngemuva kokuphuza isonto lonke, abavila babuye bakhumbula ekhaya futhi bafuna ukushiyelwa ekhaya. UFrau Hölle wabaholela esangweni elifanayo Pechmarie adlule ngalo. Ngenkathi intombazane evilaphayo ihamba ngesango, kwamvula igolide kuye. Manje intombazane ibisibaluleke kakhulu ngoba igolide lalingenakukhishwa. Lapho efika ekhaya, umama wakhe wambiza ngeGoldmarie. Ngenxa yentukuthelo enkulu ngokungabi nabulungisa kwempilo, umama wayeka isonto waya ekwahlulelweni lwezwe. U-Pechmarie kamuva waba nguprofesa wokuqala we-logic enezimpawu ze-dioxin ebusweni bakhe. Impilo yabo yayinempilo ngokuphelele. Nokho, uGoldmarie, waphila ejabule futhi enelisekile kuze kube sekupheleni kokuphila kwakhe. > Isiphetho esijabulisayo



Ushizi wezimvu

UMelusi: Ake ungitshele, uluphethe hlobo luni lwencwadi ngaphansi kwengalo yakho?

UWolfgang: Enye yezimvu zakho inginike le ncwadi ngosuku lwami lokuzalwa. Isihloko sayo sithi: Yenza ushizi wezimvu ngokwakho!

UMelusi: Ngabe ihlaya lelo?

UWolfgang: Amahlaya akumelwe anciphiswe. Angikaze ngihlekise. Noma ngubani owenza amahlaya uligwala nje impela kusho ibhizinisi. Angikaze ngenze ihlaya. Futhi uma umuntu ehleka, ngiyoshaya imbongolo emlonyeni.

Imvu: Ngixolise uma ngiphazamisa, kepha ngishintshwa ngofuzo, ngakho ngiyakwazi ukukhuluma. Ingabe kunentela entsha kushizi wezimvu kungekudala?

Enye imvu: Nami ngingumkhiqizo okhiqizwe ngofuzo kuMdali, futhi ngithi kuwe: Amadoda afana nabesifazane, kuphela ngenye indlela ezungeze.

UWolfgang: Ngangihlala ngicabanga ukuthi kungenye indlela!

UMelusi: Ngihlala ngithola isiyezi kulezi zingxoxo eziyinkimbinkimbi. .. Ah, bheka ukuthi ngubani oza! Uyadideka!

UWolfgang: Ngemuva kwalokho kungaba ukuqhathanisa kuphela!

UMelusi: Kungani kunjalo?

UWolfgang: Ngoba umuntu uhlala ethi: Konke ukuqhathanisa kuyingqondo!

imvu ebunjiwe: incazelo ihlala ibanga. Ngakho-ke isikhulumi sizethembisa ngokushesha enkulumweni yaso. IJalimani eliphindwe kabili yi- Lapsus Freudianikus, okuvuzayo ekuzethuleni ngokweqile okubushelelezi.

UWolfgang: Uhlobo luni lwesikhulumi?

UMelusi: Izimvu sezifundile. Psycholinguistics noma okuthile.

(Umuntu oshubile manje usefinyelele eqenjini lezingxoxo.)

I-Limping: Bangilandela. Ukuhweba kwami ​​ngokwebiwa

I-Plutonium evela ezitshalweni zamandla enuzi zaseRussia isishayelwe!

UMelusi: Ungenzi lutho, Otto!

Imvu: ungadla i-plutonium?

UMelusi: Akuzona zonke izimvu ezifundile!

zonke izimvu ndawonye: Mähhhh!

U-Otto: Nginendlela eyodwa kuphela yokuphuma: ukuzibulala!

UWolfgang: Ngingathola enye indlela yokuphuma. Ngiyazi iwizadi enhle kusekisi. Unenkinga yokungezwani komzimba, kepha ngobuchwepheshe ulungile.

Otto: Ngubani lomlingo?

UWolfgang: Uyikho konke ocabanga ukuthi uyikho, ngoba unokuningi

Amaplanethi endlini yesikhombisa, kufaka phakathi iPluto.

U-Otto: Angikholelwa ekufundeni izinkanyezi!

UWolfgang: Kepha izinkanyezi ziyakholelwa kuwe!

U-Otto: Kuhle, ngifuna ukuzama, ngoba akukho okunye engizokulahlekelwa. Ngiyeka ukuba ngifakelwe umvundla futhi ngibhale igama lami emuva ukuze angiboni.

UMelusi: Into enhle! Manje lokho kuyisiphetho esijabulisayo ngempela!

Ngezikhathi zokuswela, i-apula lidla lamapheya.



Ukubulala umuntu

Monkey: ntambama enhle, amehlo oblique, unamehlo oblique.

U-Oblique-Amehlo: Futhi uyinkawu, wena monkey.

Monkey: Nginenduku ye-dynamite lapha.

Sigcina obani laba?

Oblique: Mina kunjalo! Angisho cha ku-TNT!

Wena monkey ubuhlakani, uthole Umklomelo kaNobel!

(Inkawu ishunqisa i-dynamite phezulu kwembongolo yesilayidi futhi ikhanyise i-fuse. Ngemuva kwemizuzwana elinde izinhlungu yokulinda, kunokuqothuka okunamandla: uthuli, imfucumfucu nezinsalela zenyama kumboza indawo yokuqhuma.)

Monkey: Kuhle! Ishayekile!

Kithina izilwane akukho ukubalwa noma izigaba.

Manje kudliwa ubhanana. Haha!



Inkukhu yensimbi

Kwake kwaba nemoto encane e-draaky eshayela i-plump kanye nemvelo emnene. Inqola iyahamba, idonswa ihhashi. Imoto engasashayeli namhlanje. Ngenkathi izimoto ziqala ukuqhutshwa yinjini, inqola yaphenduka insimbi, lapho kwakusakudonswa izidumbu, izimbali zaqhakaza namanzi ashesha kanye nayo. Imfihlo yempilo yayihlala esondweni lokugaya, nansi isondo ligijima emanzini. Imoto kwakuwukuzalwa kwentombazane yensimbi. Isibhakabhaka siyanwebeka, isibhakabhaka solula, siyajabula. UStahltussi uthusela esibhakabhakeni ephethe inganono yokuzivikela. Yimpi Yezwe I, ukuzama okungenanjongo ngensimbi kokuba ngubhashi futhi. UStahlbussi manje useyihhashi uqobo, yingakho egqoka iponytail. Amahhashi amahle kakhulu,njengoba ubuhle bungasaziwa eminyakeni yensimbi. Ipulasitiki nayo iyinsimbi. Noma yini engadonswa ihhashi iyinsimbi. Uthola ukumangala ngobuhle obungeyona unodoli wemfashini.



Isikhala esithe xaxa

Igumbi elinamakamelo amaningi liyigumbi elikhudlwana ngaphakathi kunangaphandle. Ikhabethe eliningi, ngokwesibonelo, libukeka njengekhabethe lokulala lejwayelekile. Kepha uma kufanele ucashe endaweni yokugcina yezingubo uma kunesidingo, uzomangala ukuthola ukuthi kukhona yonke imithala emgodleni. Futhi lokhu akuyona imibono eyeqile ngenxa yokuntuleka komoya-mpilo. Umhlaba ugcwele izimbobo ngokoqobo. Futhi kukhona okuningi nokuningi.



Ingozi

Ubungozi buyakusabisa. Ingozi ayikafiki. Kepha kungagadla ngokuzayo; lokho kuyingozi. Impilo ayiphephile. Awazi ukuthi impilo izokonakaliswa yini ngokuzayo. Ubungozi busondele nje ekhoneni, ingozi ayilindelekile, ingaphenduka into yobusuku obukhulu. Izidlamlilo ziyingozi; Oongxiwankulu nabo. Kuyingozi ukubeka izintambo zamandla ebhavini eligcwele amanzi. Ukushada nakho kuyingozi. Umshuwalense wokuphila, ngakolunye uhlangothi, uthembisa ukuvikelwa: uma ulahlekelwe impilo, uzobuyiselwa imali entsha. Kepha qaphela inkohliso yomshuwalense: Izinkampani zomshuwalense zikukopela kakhulu!



Cabanga

Uzulazula ezweni elinencazelo. Izindlela zokucabanga zigijimela ehlathini lolwazi. Ukuzulazula kwakhe kwenza nzima ukucabanga futhi ekugcineni kuhlangana nezihlahla zakhe zokucabanga neqhwa lephupho lakhe.



I-Olympus

UFred ubona unkulunkulu e-Olympus ngomakhalekhukhwini:

Fred: Sawubona, Nkulunkulu!

Kusukela lapho onkulunkulu bebelokhu besebenzisa umakhalekhukhwini?

UZimu: Yebo, uvele uzivumelanise nezimo. Ngikwazi nokuxhumana ngocingo nozakwethu, kepha thina onkulunkulu bafuna ukusenza sqondakale kubantu.

UFred: Hhayi, angiyitholi!



Amakhanda weqanda

Ama-bank wankers ayimivundla yokuhlangana ngokweqile. Babizwa nangokuthi amakhanda amaqanda. Ama-neurolanten akho akaguquki kakhulu, kepha yinde kakhulu. Ama-walnuts ama-bare kufanele anqunywe ekhanda lawo, ngoba lawo aqukethe amanoni amaningi obuchopho. I-Neurolanten yizinduku zomqondo. INeurolanten ingaba futhi iziqu zezihlahla lapho umuntu engasakwazi ukubona ihlathi layo yonke imithi enjalo. Kodwa empeleni i-neurolanten yizinti zokudla kwe-sushi engokomoya.

Amanye ama-brain wankers abizwa ngamafilosofi. Ifilosofi icabanga ngaphandle kokuphuza ngokomoya, kukhanya ngaphandle kothando. Ogwadule lolwazi, umcabangi angahlekisa kabi. UCacti akakaze ahleke. Imicabango yefilosofi inzima njengoshizi wakudala. Izazi zefilosofi ezisendleleni eya ekwelapheni seziqala ukubhala izinkondlo.



Demigod

UFred: Uyazi u-Detlef, ngaphakanyiswa ukuba ngingu-demigod.

Detlef: Ngempela?

UFred: Kunjalo! Manje sengingathola impendulo yanoma imuphi umbuzo, uma kungenjalo ngokungakhethi, kodwa ngizothola impendulo.

Detlef: Ngubani okunyusile?

UFred: Umphathi omkhulu!

Detlef: Aha!

UFred: Ngingumdigod nje. Angikaze ngife okwamanje, kodwa ngiyasebenza kukho.

Detlef: Mm, yenza lokho.

UFred: Isibonelo, ekugcineni ngiyazi ukuthi kungani ibhanana ligobile.

Detlef: Yebo, ngani?

UFred: Ulangazelela ubumbano, ubhanana ufuna ukubuyela epharadesi, angathanda ukuba yindilinga, kepha ukuwa komuntu kuyamenqabela ukwenza njalo, amandla akhe afinyelela kuphela ezingeni lokujika.

I-Detlef: Yini idigod eyaziyo!



isipoki

Igama elithi `` ghost '' igama elinomzwangedwa kakhulu. Igama kufanele lichaze kakhulu. Ubuhlakani buphonsa amatshe; ingqondo iyaxhuma. Umoya ukhanyisela izingxenye zomhlaba njengelanga futhi uzinikeze ukwakheka. Umqondo uyisithombe sezinto. Umoya ugqoka izinhlayiya ezincane kakhulu nangaphezulu. Umqondo ungacabanga, ubuhlakani bungacabanga kuphela noma buhlanganise.



imbangela nomphumela

Umdlali we-billiard ushaya ibhola ngenduku yakhe, yona eshaya elinye ibhola. Lokhu kucabanga kwesizathu kanye nomphumela kunengqondo eyisisekelo yesayensi. I-logic isungula kuphela, ayichazi lutho. Inkululeko yokuzikhethela yomdlali we-billiard ifihliwe ngokuphelele kulo mbono wezwe. Izimbangela ziyizilwane ezithambile, cishe izinkunzi. Izimbangela zikholisa ngamandla, hhayi ngencazelo.



logic

UFred: Ngikholelwa emqondweni. Yonke imvelo ihlelwe ngokunengqondo. Kodwa-ke, abesifazane abayona ingxenye yezinkanyezi. Ukucabanga okunengqondo kukuvumela ukuba ufike kunoma yiliphi iphazili le-puzzle. Kumele nje usebenze kanzima ekucabangeni.

U-Arnold Heitermann: I-Logic ayisitholi ekuqhubekeni kolwazi. Isibonelo: Kukhona izingwekazi ezintathu ezihleli ocingweni. Kuza umuntu obulala izinyoni bese edubula enye yezinyoni.

U-Arnold: Zingaki izinyoni ezisahleli ocingweni manje?

UFred: Kusenezinkonyane ezimbili ezihleli ocingweni.

U-Arnold: Konakele! Kukhona usakhile ohleli ocingweni!

UFred: Akunangqondo ngokuphelele lokho!

U-Arnold: Kunengqondo. Inyoni edutshuliwe yawa yawa phansi. Igwababa lesibili laqhaqhazelwa yizwi elikhulu futhi lasuka ngokushesha. Igwababa lesithathu lalikhubazekile yi-bang futhi liwukuphela kwenyoni yokuhlala.

UFred: Leli cala libonakala lakhelwe kimi, kodwa linengqondo.

U-Arnold: Well, logic canchaza konke futhi akukho lutho.

Fred: Ikakhulu ngokubheka emuva.

U-Arnold: Yebo, njalo emva kwalokho.

Iqiniso lalikhona ngaphambi kwalokho.

UFred: Kuthiwani uma ngemuva kokudutshulwa kungazelele amahlosi amahlanu abehleli ocingweni?

U-Arnold: Lapho-ke izimbungulu ezimbalwa zokuzibulala zazizohlala phansi, zinethemba lokuthi nazo zizodutshulwa.

UFred: Kuhle kakhulu ukuthi kunengqondo.

U-Arnold: Ungachaza yonke into ngokunengqondo, noma illogic.

UFred: Indoda, ndoda, kufanele ngicabange ngakho impela.

U-Arnold: Kepha ngicela uhlale unengqondo!

UFred: Uh ... yebo ... kahle ...



ibhokisi

USocrates: Ubukeka kanjani namhlanje ekuseni, uPlato!

UPlato: Thula, wena mbongolo!

AmaSocrates: Awukwazi nje ukuxoxa!



Inhlamvu

Inhlamvu yakhiwe ngokwayo ngokwayo. Ingafisa ukubeletha uma ngabe yalahlwa. Kepha akekho ongazinaki. Ibhola lihlala lishibhile njengodaka futhi alwaziwa. Kungani amabhola avele nje? Zigingqika endleleni, kepha aziguquli isimo sazo ekuqhubekeni. Ekugcineni, bazoqhutshwa yinhlangano. I-Sphere isala sphere. Manje kwenzeka kimi futhi: izinhlamvu zingabantu besifazane!



(un) ophelele

Inja uqobo ingumbono wenja. Ngabe umqondo wenja ubukeka njenge-dachshund, i-retriever yegolide, i-izimvu, noma ngisho ne-poodle? Siyazi ukuthi umbuthano ubukeka kanjani. Kukhona umbuthano owodwa kuphela futhi uyindilinga ngokuphelele. Noma ngunxantathu kuba nzima ngokwengeziwe: Ngabe umcabango onxantathu unamuphi uhlangothi? Umbuthano uwukuphela komqondo ongadonswa ngokunemba okucacile. Inja ngokwayo ayinakudonswa, inja ethile kuphela. Umbuthano uqobo ungadonswa. Ngabe kufanele sikhonze umbuthano? Ingabe kukhona “uqobo”? Izinto zivele zibonakale "kimi"? - The ephelele eqinisweni kungaba engaphelele kakhulu empilweni. Impilo idinga ekhoneni isiyingi noma umgodi esikwele. Okuphelele kuphela okukhona njengomqondongoba eqinisweni abaphelele abanakuba khona. Ekuphelelekeni kwempilo umbuthano unamakhona. I-chestnut yibhola lesikwele. Kuyathela izithelo ngokungapheleli njengokuphila okuphelele. Noma kunjalo, i-chestnut iyagula ngandlela thile. Kungani lokhu? I-hedgehog kuphela eyaziyo lokho!



indilinga

Umbuthano awukwazi ukuphefumula. Akukho ndawo enomgodi okufanele uphefumulele kuwo. Umbuthano uqobo ungabonakala njengomgodi. Ingabe umbuthano uyisango lokuya kwelinye izwe? Ngeke ngikuhlole kabusha lokho ngoba umbuthano ngeke ungingenise. Ikhiywe nje kakhulu. Akufanele uhlukumeze abafana abanjalo. Umbuthano awukhulumi nami, uyohlala ungaziwa. Umbuthano mhlawumbe awunalutho ongalufihla: luyize, luyisicefe futhi alunalutho. - Umjikelezo umbala wesiyingi. Lo mbala awuvamile futhi awunagama. Indlela elula yokuqamba umbala `` inemibala ''. Umjikelezo ungaqhubeka ngezikhangiso ngaphandle kombuthano noma i-arc. I-adventure impilo ngokwayo. Namuhla wonke umuntu ucabanga okuthile okusha. Kepha indilinga indala kangakaukuthi ukucabanga kwakhe okusha akusoze kwaveza ubuhlanya. Kodwa-ke, ama-philistine awalokothi ahlukumeze ibhizinisi. Kuyashisa kakhulu lokho. Umjikelezo ubefuna ukuba ngumbuthano futhi wacela inhlangano yabasebenzi ukuthi iphinde ibuye. Umabhalane wayeyisikwele. Kwaphela kubi.

I-apula licabanga kanye ne-peirs steers.



Ukushaya kuyinto enhle

Hit yisenzo esivelele kunazo zonke esikhona. Ukushaya kuyinto enhle kakhulu. Lo msebenzi usuvele ukhiqizwe ngokuphelele ku-Stone Age. Ungavula amehlo akho, incwadi futhi. Bheka isichazamazwi, ushaye iwindi, noma ushaye othile ebusweni. Abaculi benza umsindo ngezigubhu. Lapho-ke ukushaywa kukushaya. I-1st FC meniscus ishaya iRosenheim flat 2: 1. Noma ubani okushayayo uwina. Umuntu angashaya kahle ngamatshe. Itshe elihle libizwa ngesando. Ukushaya ngaphakathi ngokwakho kuluhlaza futhi kunguthenji. Ukushaywa akunangqondo kanye ne-athomu. Ukushaya kubhuqa, kubhubhise, ukushaya kuhlukanise. Ingane yokushaya ibizwa ngokuthi ukusika. Ingane embi. Enye ingane yokushaya ibizwa ngokuthi ukucindezela. Le ngane inengqondo yomuntungoba inelanga elikhulukazi ngaphambili. Ukushaya kwenza inqindi, kunika lokho akwenzayo esiswini.



I-Werkschatz

Ingcebo yomsebenzi idiphozi lakho konke okuhlangenwe nakho komuntu kokugcina. Kunokuhlangenwe nakho okuqinisekisiwe kangangokuba kuqiniswe njengesitaki segugu. Njengamandla kazibuthe, umcebo womsebenzi ususelwa kuzo zonke izidalwa kusuka endaweni yokomoya. I-Werkschatz yi-Wikipedia yemvelo yokuphila. Ngeshwa, kukhona nezimvu ezimnyama esitolo sokugcina ulwazi: zibizwa ngokuthi iWerkschmutz.

KuKing Orthos, ukubusa kusho ukuvumela izinto zihleleke ngokuya ngobuntu babo bangaphakathi. I-Orthos ayidlulisi intando yayo ebantwini. Inkosi ayifuni ukuphoqa izinto, kepha kunalokho icwaninga ngobuntu bayo futhi ibavumele bazihlele. Abantu, izimbuzi nezinye izidalwa bahlala endaweni ka-Ortho, wonke umuntu umi futhi uhamba endaweni yakhe efanele. Ngemuva kokushona kwayo, iKing Orthos izoncibilika emanzini omfula wayo awuthandayo, oyogcina uthulule olwandle. Ukusuka olwandle, isitoko sakhe somcebo sizoqhubeka sithuthukisa abantu.



indlala nokoma

Indlala ihlala ifuna ukudla. Indlala incike ngokuphelele entweni yesifiso. Kepha yikho kanye okwenza indlala ihehe kangaka. Uzibophezele ngokuphelele empilweni, abanye baze banamahemuhemu okuthi uyimpilo uqobo.Udade naye ulambile: igama lakhe '' womile ''. Kepha kungenxa yabafana abahlanyayo kuphela.

Isidingo ukukhishwa kwendlala nokoma. Isidingo simpofu futhi sinesidingo. Isidingo sasemhlabeni kakhulu futhi sihlala sibukeka grey. Izidingo zingagcinwa kunoma yiliphi izinga lokushisa. Isidingo asikaze sisebenze, ihlala inenkani. Noma ngubani odinga okuthile uyothenga.

Ngubani odinga Ukudla Okudingayo I-fiber? Ikakhulu uma ziqukethe i-ballast kuphela. Layisha amafilidi. Zigcwalisa igebe, kepha zihlale zigcwele. Ingumongo okhanyayo.



I-Psychosaurus isemaphethelweni ngokuphelele:

Amandla e-ice njengoba isiqu siphakamise ingalo yaso. Isikhukhula samanzi sehla sivela ebusweni obandayo. Amehlo omfazi wesithunzi akhanya njengamalanga amabili ebusuku. Kepha hhayi isikhathi eside. Izibani zakho sezicishiwe. Owesithunzi somuntu undiza njengengelosi emnyama esibhakabhakeni. Indawo engaziwa iyintandane. Lapho kungekho owake waba khona, akekho manje. Ulwazi lwami lokungabi seduze kwendawo engenalutho. Ngifudumele, kepha kuphela njengokushisa, ngoba anginawo omunye umzimba. Ukukhala ngaphandle kolimi kuhamba ngokulangazelela azungeze isikhala esingenalutho. Yonke indawo kukhona ukungabi nalutho lapho okuthile kufanele kube khona empeleni. Lapho kungekho lutho khona, awukwazi ukubona lutho, ikakhulukazi uma ungenamehlo. Kodwa ngiyabona ukwethuka futhi angazi ukuthi kungani.



umgodi

Imbobo isho ukuntuleka okukhona okuyindilinga. Izimbobo azinalutho. Izikhathi eziningi, umgodi yindima engena ngaphakathi nangaphandle. Kwesinye isikhathi umbono uphuma ngomgodi bese umbono ungena ngomgodi. Amagobela alambile, angathanda ukugcwaliswa. Isifiso sakho konke ukuba saneliswe. Iqiniso linezimbobo. Lokhu kuyabonakala kangangokuba akekho ongakubona, ngisho ne-physicist enezixhobo zayo ezinhle. Ukuntuleka kwezingubo kungabonakala kubantu abanqunu. Ukungabikho komhosha, ngakolunye uhlangothi, kuhlala kulambile futhi kungabonakali. Okungaphezulu komhlaba kuvame ukungabi nalutho. Uma lokhu kungenamuntu kugcwele, ingaphezulu liyanyamalala, liba mncane. I-esthete ibeka umbala womphezulu ukuze uzethembe ngokwengeziwe.



isilwane

Isilwane sasendulo sinemilenze emine, “siyakhula” noma siyakhonkotha. Umqondo wesilwane yigama lohlobo lwezidalwa eziningi ezinokuncane okufana ngalo. Izilwane azinawo amaqabunga, futhi azikwazi ukwenza amabhomu e-athomu. Izilwane zingabantu abasemuva. Kodwa-ke: ngolunye usuku izilwane zizophinde zikuqonde ukungasebenzi kahle kukaGödel theorem. - Kepha nini?

Imvelo ingaba luhlaza futhi ingasebenzi. Kukhona nemvelo yabaphuphayo: lovelo uyipharadesi labantu ngisho nangaphambi kokuwa komuntu. Uhlobo lomJalimane uCharles Darwin ubukeka kanjena: ukulwa kwabanamandla ngokuqine nangaphezulu. Imvelo yethu yesibili yisiko. Indawo yethu yesithathu ibizwa nge-artificiality. Akekho othanda ukuhlala lapho.



Isimbali seqhwa

Amandla angaphandle avela eSweden enziwa yiqhwa elibanda kakhulu. La mandla ahamba emhlabeni ngesimo sentombazane endala egama lingu-Eisblume. Imbali eyenziwe ngeqhwa, imbali enhle. Izimbali zikhumbuza intwasahlobo ngoba lesi yisikhathi lapho izimbali ezintsha zivame ukuqhakaza ngemfudumalo emisha. Izimbali zethu zeqhwa, Nokho, ziqhakaza kumakhaza obusika obuqandayo. Bonke abanye abantu abenziwe ngeqhwa, bathwalwa imbali yeqhwa. I-Agnis nayo yenziwa ngamakhaza, yenziwa ngeqhwa elivuthayo. U-Agnis ubona u-Eisblume futhi unomdlandla. Ama-frigidi ahlala evutha kunabo bonke. UMnu Sumpfstein uyisimangaliso njengoba ethengisa u-ayisikhilimu. Amabhola akhe eqhwa aneziqhumane ezikukhinyabeza lapho ende phezu kwezintaba. U-Eisblume ubona uMnu Sumpfstein: Uthola ukwethuka,ibhola roulette liyagobhoza ekhanda lakhe. Akekho owaziyo ukuthi ibhola lizokuma emihlanganweni yabalishumi nesikhombisa. Nge-Agnis kuzoba abathathu. Amabhola e-Ice noma amabhola e-roulette, amabhola afanayo. Izinhlamvu yibhange elibi lesiphetho. Manje sesingena kuleli bhange futhi sikhulula ubuhlanya. Wonke umuntu uhlanya ngokuphelele: U-Eisblume, u-Agnis kanye noMnu Sumpfstein bahlangana ndawonye ebhokisini linye. Uphefumula ngobuhlanya: Ah, kuhle lokho. Ekugcineni bakhululekile!U-Agnis noMnu Sumpfstein bahlangana ndawonye ebhokisini. Uphefumula ngobuhlanya: Ah, kuhle lokho. Ekugcineni bakhululekile!U-Agnis noMnu Sumpfstein bahlangana ndawonye ebhokisini. Uphefumula ngobuhlanya: Ah, kuhle lokho. Ekugcineni bakhululekile!



igazi

Igazi ligeleza ngaphakathi njengokufudumala okukhulu futhi okunamandla. Igazi lomuntu lisemuntu uqobo inqobo nje uma lisazungeza emithanjeni yakhe. Imijikelezo yegazi, ngakho-ke kuyindilinga. Igazi liqinisa umbuthano wakhe. Igazi langaphandle emgomeni wezokwelapha obandayo nongenhliziyo isivele ifile. Izilwane ezihuquzelayo kuphela ezopha amakhaza. Ngaphandle kokuthi ilanga likhanya ngoboya obuluhlaza obuluhlaza. Wonke ama-vampire ayazi ukuthi lapho inyanga ikhanya, igazi limnyama. Akukho lutho olubona phakathi nosuku.



Umlilo

Imidanso yomlilo ngamalangabi avuthayo. Ukushiswa kwasendle kuqeda ukuqina kukaphethiloli. Ukufudumeza kudonsela igumbi, amazinyo afudumele ayaziluma. Amandla esiphepho esibomvu anika indawo ezungezile ifudumele. Izimbotshana zomlilo ziyafela umlotha. Umlilo uhlaba umxhwele, kepha uthatha into yawo uphethiloli. Ukudla kwakhe kudliwa ngokushesha kunokuphekwe, ngokushesha okukhulu. Imfudumalo yomlilo ilala ngokufudumele endaweni yokungafi. Lapho ukushisa kudamba, kuphenduka ukushisa.



jikelele

Okujwayelekile kukhombisa nje ubuso obuningi ngangokunokwenzeka. Okukhethekile kukhombisa imiphetho ecace kakhudlwana. Okujwayelekile kuyafana yonke indawo; kuvame ukuvezwa ngendlela efanayo. Ngokwesimo sezinto zonke, okujwayelekile kungatholakala kuzo zonke izindawo. Umalume ompunga we-general ubizwa ngokuthi yi-average. Okujwayelekile kufanele kujwayele kokukhethekile, okudala ingcindezi. Okujwayelekile kunika ukuphepha lapho uya eholidini kokungajwayelekile.



Isithunzi esimile

Isithunzi esimi ngaso sonke isikhathi kufanele sihlale simile, noma singaya nomaphi lapho sifuna khona. Uma isithunzi esime sifuna ukuhamba, imvelo ihamba edlula kuye esikhundleni sakhe, ngokwakhe uyama. Ngakho-ke isithunzi esimi singahamba futhi kusamele sihlale endaweni efanayo naphakade. Isithunzi esimile asinankampani. Yebo zikhona ezinye izithunzi ezimiyo, kepha zikwenye indawo.



Isifunda esifushane

Indlela iholela egoli inqobo nje uma kungekho soteric ohamba ngayo. Umjikelezo omfushane unciphisa indlela yokuphila. Ngokushesha uhamba ngendlela engekho. Ngenxa yalokho, akanakho okuhlangenwe nakho. Impumelelo yakhe iyashisa futhi ayinalutho futhi ayinayo inyama, kepha umjikelezo omfushane unomphumela wethonya. Indlela emfushane njalo ihlala iyisifunda esifushane, inhloso yayo ibizwa nge-okungenangqondo. Isifunda esifushane sisebenza ngaphandle kokukhula, kuhamba ngaphandle komkhondo. UJoachim Ernst Berendt ubhale incwadi: '' Ayikho indlela, ukuhamba kuphela: KUKHONA ngokwemvelo ''. Endleleni eya ekwethulweni kwencwadi yakhe, wagijinyiswa yimoto.



Hambani

Unokwesaba ukuthi ukuhamba kungahle kwehle. Kepha ukuhamba kunomphumela omuhle: kuhlala kuhlala kulingane. Ukuma kugudla kukhoramu. Kodwa-ke, ukulala phansi akaze kusebenze.



isibhakabhaka

Izintaba ezikhonjisiwe azinazinkinga futhi ziyajabula ukuthi ziyakhuphuka futhi zikhulu kakhulu. Izulu libuye lijabule lapho izintaba zivakashela. Isibhakabhaka esikhulu sidinga nokuqiniseka.



isizathu

Isizathu singezansi. Kuyisisekelo, phansi, isisekelo kanye nesisekelo. Uma ubheka phansi, khona-ke kuba kwalasha. Awukwazi ukubona amandla adonsela phansi lapho. Phansi kwalasha kuthulisa izinzwa kakhulu. Umsebenzi omuhle kakhulu wabantu ukufika phansi kwezinto. Onogwaja abesabayo kuphela abathanda ukwenza okuthile okuwusizo, ngoba kuwusizo umhlaba obhubhayo.



Ngaphansi komhlaba

Amanzi angaphansi komhlaba angaphansi komhlaba. Cishe ayisaseyona eyezwe, awazi, yingakho ungazizwa usekhaya. Abafileyo balele phansi kwenhlabathi; kukhona nomthombo wokuzala. Ngabe bezikhula kanjani ezinye izitshalo?



ifu

Ifu liyimvu ezulwini. Amafu ahlala edabukisa. Bahlala bakhala. Kepha zivikela nezinkomo elangeni elinolaka. Ifu lisibekela okuhle nokubi kwabantu. Ungasho ngokuma kobuso babo ukuthi ihora selifikile. Ukunyakaza nokudansa kwamanzi ndawonye efwini.



ukungcola

Akufanele ubeke ukungcola kusaladi. Ngaphandle kwalokho isifo sisongela! Ukungcola kufana nesono esibonakalayo. Isilonda singabonakala njengokungcola, ngoba inxeba livame ukudala ukugcwala okunyanyekayo onqenqemeni olubukeka njengodaka. Futhi, ukungcola noma amabala kukhombisa umuzwa wecala. Othile uhlanjuliwe. Ngabe sike sazizwa ubuhlungu ngoba besingaphelele kakhulu? Noma asiphelele yini ngoba salinyazwa? Noma sinecala lokwephula okuthile, umthetho noma umuntu? Kepha asilimazi! Siphelele futhi asinacala! Noma ngubani othi into enjalo iyalimaza futhi ngenxa yalokho unecala.



Ucansi ejele

Izindonga zejele zakha inhliziyo. Izindonga zawo zangaphandle zimnyama ngaphandle futhi zibomvu ngaphakathi. Isiboshwa uRasputin asiseyena omncane kunabo bonke, kodwa futhi asisiyena osemdala, ngoba usenomqubuko. IGermanania nayo iboshiwe: URasputin neGermanania bayolala ndawonye. URasputin wesaba ukuthi iGermanania izothola inkontileka yes syphilis. IGermanania ishiya eRasputin. Cishe kufanele enze uPippi isikhashana, kepha ngeke afike kude, ngoba sisejele lenhliziyo. Ijele liyisakhiwo esingenakuphunyuka. URasputin umi phambi kwesibuko futhi uzwakalisa izithonjana zakhe. I-pushes isaphaza ubumsulwa besiliva: Okunengekayo ngokuphelele, ey.



Amagundane amagundane ne-athomu

Amagundane amagundane ahambile megalomaniac. Babekezelela i-radioacaction engcono kakhulu yazo zonke izinto eziphilayo. Impela ngolunye usuku bayoba amakhosi omhlaba. Amagundane ayabulalana, afana kakhulu nabantu. Qagela ukuthi ubani ongakwazi! Kodwa-ke, amagundane ahlakaniphile kunabantu ngoba afunda ngokushesha kakhulu ukuthi angadli ukudla okunobuthi lapho eqaphela ukuthi lawo mazwe abulawa kuwo. Yingakho ubuthi be-rat akuyona ikhambi laphakade ekuqothulweni kwalezi zidalwa ezingelutho. NgeNkathi Ephakathi abantu babehlushwa amagundane, namuhla amagundwane ahlushwa ezindaweni zokucwaninga zasayensi. Lokhu kuwukunqoba kobuntu! Ukusuka ohlukunyezweni kuya komunye umenzi wobubi! Ethempelini laseNdiya laseKarni Mata, amagundane amnandi ayanakekelwa futhi ayanakekelwa. ENtshonalanga, noma kunjalo, kukhona kuphela amagundane egandaya lousy.E-China kukhona negundane njengophawu lwe-zodiac. Kepha i-aseptic Psychosaurus ithi: “Asisaphili ngeNkathi Ephakathi! Susa abathwali besinengiso bokutheleleka! Kungani abaholi bezepolitiki bangenzi lutho? Azenzi lutho! "



Kink

Awukwazi ukuthinta i-kink ngoba kukude kakhulu nomugqa edansa kuwo. Uma kungaholi lutho, khona-ke kukhona izinto. Umugqa usuka lapha uye lapho. Kujwayelekile kakhulu ukuthi kukwenze uzizwe ucindezelekile. Ososayensi nabaklami banjengemigqa. Umugqa awudli impilo. Umugqa uqongelela impilo futhi uzuze amandla kuyo ukuze ukwazi ukushisa igumbi lifinyelele kuma-degree angama-20.



Iyaphela

Isithambeka siyithambeka elithambeka ngokuya ngokuthandwa kwesithambeka, liphendukela ekhoneni elihambelana nomthambeka wethambeka. Ukuthambekela okunjalo akuyona eyokungqubuzana, kepha kuhambelana nothando lwabanokuthambekela.



Kahle

Okuhle umuthi othela izithelo unyaka wonke. Izinkuni zalo zinegazi eliqinile; amaqabunga awo angahleka. Umbala muhle, umpunga mubi. UDeveli udla okuhle. Okuhle kungazihlanganisa ngokwakho. Kepha okubi kuncike ekubhujisweni kokuhle. Ngakho-ke, ububi abusoze banqoba.



ziqukethe

Usawoti wakhiwe nge-sodium ne-chlorine. Ukuma kumi ngezinyawo zayo zombili, kepha ubukhona budinga into njengomhlaba. Ukuba khona kudinga izingxenye zazo, kungenakuba yodwa. Ama coarsest akhona. Igama elithi "stock" lisondela kakhulu kulokho okubalulekile.



Igundane ne-bat

Amagundane anemilenze emine futhi agijime azungeze ngokomyalo kaNkulunkulu. Kodwa-ke, amanye amagundane awazinakanga isiphetho sawo bese eshaya umoya. Usuku lonke zilenga ngokuzungeza ngobuvila (sibheke phansi) kuthi ebusuku kube nokuhlangana (ukuphuza igazi nezinto). Igundane njengekhanda liyimpumputhe. Lokho kuyisijeziso sikaNkulunkulu ngezono zabo. Njengesisombululo esiphuthumayo, amagundane ezindizayo manje kufanele abone ngezindlebe zawo. Kuyamangaza.



mncane

Abesifazane abancane bayashesha ukuhlala edokodweni le-anorexia. Umangalelwe i-flabby kanye ne-fat Conspecifics. Uma umuntu omncane efuna ukukhulisa isisindo, kufanele abizwe ngokuthi "slim". Ezincane kwesinye isikhathi ziba nomphumela oqinile ukwedlula awugqinsi, ngoba zingahlalisa ubuningi bomsuka esimweni sazo esimnandi. Ngakho-ke, omncane, uvame ukuhlakanipha kakhulu kunobukhulu. Lokhu akusebenzi ekushayweni kwebhodi okuncane, ngoba kunebhodi eliminyene phambi kwekhanda.



Ukunqoba kwePyrrhic

Igama lami nginguSchmidt futhi ngifile. Bengiphile impilo yesono. Emsebenzini engisebenza kuwo kwaSathane namaSonsi, umphathi wami ohahayo waphenduka imali engu-100 euro. Ngezwa ithuba lami lempilo ejabulisayo ngemuva kokushona: Ngasifaka ngokushesha isikhwama sami semali esikhwameni sami futhi ngapeyinta isiphambano esikhunjeni sangaphandle. Umqashi wami wabanjiswa. Kungemva kokuqiniseka kwakhe ukuthi ngeke ngiye esihogweni ngemuva kokushona kwami ​​lapho ngisususe isiphambano futhi. Kungekudala ngemuva kwalokho, ngangena ngingajabulile ku-peel yebhanana phambi kwe-AOK futhi ngawa ngomhlane wekhanda lami endaweni eyakhiwe kanzima. Ngase ngifile ngaso leso sikhathi. Njengokwethembisa, angizange ngiye esihogweni, kodwa babengafuni ukuthi ngiye ezulwini ngoba nginqobile okubi,kepha angikenzi okuhle. Manje ngihlala ngizulazula phakathi nxazonke phakathi kwezulu nesihogo futhi angisazi ukuthi ngenzeni.



Hlushwa

UFred: Ukuhlupheka akunasidingo nakancane. Yisiphi isidalwa esidala umhlaba?

I-Detlef: Ukuhlupheka kuvikela ezenzweni ze-idiotic. Kuyakuvimbela ekuphuzeni ubhiya omningi. Ububi buholela kokuhle.

UFred: Ayikho enye indlela? Uhlobo lothando?

UPapa: uNkulunkulu akanakushiyeka (njengami), uzokwazi vele ukuthi kungani edale umhlaba ngale ndlela.

UMephisto: Ngiyingxenye yalawo mandla ahlala efuna ububi futhi odala okuhle njalo.

UBert Hellinger: Ezingeni eliphakeme, okubi nakho kukuhle.

UFred: Ngiphila emhlabeni; umhlaba ungaphansi, futhi izinga eliphakeme alisebenzi kimi. Akukho kulokhu okukholisayo kakhulu.

UDetlef: Unkulunkulu welanga naye wahlupheka. Wafa njengomuntu esiphambanweni futhi wavuswa ngosuku lwesithathu.

UFred: Lokho kubumbene naye. Sengizizwa ngingcono kakhulu.



U-Allahu Akbar

UNkulunkulu mkhulu kuno ... uNkulunkulu uhlala emkhulu kunokuba umuntu angakucabanga. Ukuze ube sohlangothini oluphephile, angifuni ukubhala noma yini embi ngoNkulunkulu, awusoze wazi. Ngaphandle kokuthi uNkulunkulu ungudeveli. Ingabe Onkulunkulu Ababi Bangonkulunkulu Bangempela? Noma ingabe ukuba khona kwazo kuyadla ekudleni okuhle? Uma kunoNkulunkulu oyedwa kuphela, umuntu angambiza ngo-Allah kuphela. Imisindo emibili engathathi hlangothi futhi ebandakanya konke i-A imisindo i-L engapheli. Uma kukhona onkulunkulu abaningana, khona-ke kuba nemibala futhi kuthande futhi kuqondeke kakhudlwana kubantu. Unkulunkulu ngamunye phakathi kwabanye onkulunkulu unendawo yakhe yokuzibophezela. UAllah akasadingi ukuba namagama angama-99, ngoba kukhona onkulunkulu abangama-99. Futhi unkulunkulu wekhulu cishe uzohlanganisa bonke onkulunkulu futhi, ngakho-ke kucatshangwa.I-polarization ethandekayo ekuqothulweni okuhle nokubi kokuphindaphindwa konkulunkulu. Kwesinye isikhathi onkulunkulu babizwa nangokuthi izingelosi, izingelosi ezinkulu noma izidalwa eziphakeme.



ugaliki

I-Garlic ingukutsha okusha. Izinzwani zakhe ziyahlukana. Ukwehlukaniswa kwangempela ebuntwini kunezimpande zakhe. Ngaphandle, kepha u-anyanisi ukhombisa ukufana. I-Garlic iyasiza ngokulwa nama-vampires nabathakathi. I-tuber iqinisa igazi futhi lenze lingakwazi ukunambitheka kwamagciwane okuthi ngisho nama-vampires aphelelwe yisifiso sokudla. I-schizophrenic leek ibulala nama-parasites omzimba, njenge-tapeworms kanye namagciwane akhubazayo. I-Garlic ihlukanisa ubuntu njengentuthu kagwayi. Abanye abanjengayo: laba ngabantu abalungile. Abafana ababi (isb. Ama-vampires, abathakathi, amaNazi, abathungi bezingane, ongxowankulu nabavoti beGreens) bazizwa bexoshwa yiphunga labo.



Isivumelwano nosathane

Ungashesha ube ngomunye wabacebile futhi muhle ngokwenza inkontileka encane ehhovisi lenkonzo likaSathane & Namadodana: Usonkontileka (usathane) ugcwalisa zonke izifiso zomhlaba. Ukubuyiselwa, usonkontileka ubhekisa umphefumulo wakhe wasemva kokufa kwabasiki bengqondo besihogo ngezinhloso zocwaningo. Inkontileka isebenza ngokusemthethweni ngokudonsa kwegazi kusonkontileka.



Isifo

U-Arnold uphupha ngemicabango ngenhlupho ezayo phezu komhlaba ibulale bonke abantu ababi. Abalungile abaguli okokuqala noma basinde ekuthelelekeni kalula. U-Arnold ungomunye wabafana abahle, kunjalo. Noma angaqiniseka kanjani? Kuthiwani uma inhlupho ibulala kuphela abafana abalungile? Lokho kungahle kusho, kepha kujwayelekile ukungabi nabulungiswa kwalelizwe. U-Arnold wethuka futhi ufuna ukugonyelwa imbandezelo, yize azi ukuthi akwenzeki.



ukusika

Ukuqwashisa usika ekubeni izinto. Ukusika kuyinto enhle kakhulu kunokugwaza, yingakho umiyane ungenaso isihloko sobukhosi. Imiphefumulo eqinile inama-guts okuthatha isibindi, amagwala awanawo ama-home. Akufanele usike umunwe wakho! Ngakho-ke bantu: qaphela nje! Umbala wokusika ubizwa ngokuthi ubukhali. Ama-pepper ashisayo kanye namabhomu ocansi nawo angaba yisinongo ngezikhathi ezithile.



ompofu

Izingalo ziyavula. Ezandleni izingalo ziqala ukuqhakaza. Izikhali zihlaziya ezandleni, izandla ziqinisa kumathuluzi. Amagatsha izingalo zezihlahla.



umngcele

Umngcele uhlukanisa omunye komunye. Kuqala noma kuphelela emngceleni. Umngcele wakha isitsha sokuphila. Igazi lidinga imithambo ukuze liphile. Indlu ikhawulela ukuhlala ezindongeni zayo. Lapho impilo iphuma ngaphandle kwendlu yayo, ishona olwandle lokungabi namakhaya.

Ipuleti linophondo oluyindilinga. Ngokungafani nohlaka, unqenqema uqeda i-wax yomnikazi walo. Uhlaka luwumhlobiso, kuyimpoqo ukumisa ukwanda.

Igama elithi “umhlaba” lichaza isimo sakho konke. Umhlaba ungaqondwa njengosayizi wokubulala. Lomhlaba awunasiphelo. Amehlo omuntu awasekeli emigwaqweni engapheli. Umhlaba ovikelekile uvaliwe emaphethelweni awo. Lapho, umhlaba ophephile uhlanganisa okungenamkhawulo izingalo zokuqeda.



kukhanya futhi kumnyama

UGustav uyimpumputhe kuwona womabili amabele. Izinyawo zakhe azikwazi ukubona lutho. Leyo yinto enhle, ngoba uma ungaboni lutho, nawe awunakukhathazeka. Ngakho-ke uGustav ujabule. Kukhona abantu abanosuku olungaboni. Uyimpumputhe kakhulu ukuba ungazivezi. Amalambu abona mnyama nawo, kepha akezwe ngokukhanyayo. Ngabe ukukhanya akubona ubumnyama? Ngabe ubumnyama uyakubona ukukhanya?



umfazi wenyanga

Inyanga ihleka ebumnyameni. Uyabonakala ngokugcwele. Njengenyanga ephelele, ungowesilisa. Ngaphandle kwalokho ungowesifazane. Noma bekungenye indlela? Inyanga yehla ngesibindi isibhakabhaka. Akafuni ukubonwa; kwakuwukugcotshwa kuphela, amalulwane namagwababa avumelekile ukwenza lokho. Inyanga ibusa ngasese endaweni yobubi, yinkohliso enamachashazi ayindilinga, uthando lwakudala, ubumnyama obukhanyayo obubizwa inyanga. Inyanga ikhanya iqine lapho abantu abahloniphekile belele.



umzuzu

Kukhona umzuzu owodwa kuphela futhi ihlala ifana. Umzuzu kuphela umzuzwana. “Izikhathi” zobuningi azinangqondo. Ngakho-ke asikho isikhathi. Futhi nokho iwashi liyabopha. Kungakho amawashi angamanga.



inkumbulo

Abantu abakwazi ukukhumbula nhlobo. Sibona okwedlule kusuka esikhathini sethu samanje. Zonke izinsuku ukhumbula edlule ehlukile. Ukuthi kwanjani ngempela kulahlekile ngokungenakuphikiswa.



Inkomo yoqobo

Ekuqaleni kwakukhona ubisi. Umkhathi wadalwa ubisi, yingakho ubizwa nangokuthi iMilky Way. Ubisi lwaqhamuka embeleni yenkomo yasekuqaleni, iMUU enkulu.



okusha

Okusha kuhlabelela njengokukhanya emswakama wempilo. Inyama entsha inempilo kunenyama ebolile. Ijusi yezithelo sha sha kun negazi, ngoba isilwane sibolile ekuhaha kwaso.



Izifudu

Ama-turtles ayimibungu yasendulo. Bavela esikhathini lapho kwakungekho sikhathi nhlobo. Indaba yabo nayo ihlukile. Akufani nezinhlayiya ezincane kunazo zonke, kepha uginindela omnene njengoba ubulukhuni bugijima kulayini kusuka lapha kuya lapho. Umhlaba wangempela awufi.



incithakalo

Umoya uvunguza ngasese ngamanxiwa enqaba eshaywayo. Izindonga ezimnyama azinalutho lwemicimbi. Izivunguvungu zomlilo bezikhona izolo, izibazi zikhona namuhla. Igundane lingabhala futhi litshele iphepha indaba yokubhujiswa okufile. Izinyoni zindiza phezu kwelanga elibomvu kusihlwa futhi zinyamalale ndawo.



I-Uri

I-Uri ihlala iza kuqala. Imbangela, umsuka, isobho lakudala, i-Uranus, izinkomo eziyizikhulu, idlozi, ihlathi elikhulu, isitifiketi esikhulu kanye nezitifiketi zezifundo kanye nogogo nomkhulu. Lezi zokugcina bezingakajwayelani negama eliyingozi kakhulu. Ngokuyingozi okuyingozi eVienna kusho okuthile okuyingozi ikakhulukazi.



izindaba ezingamanga

Umhlaba uyisicaba! Ukube umhlaba ubuyindilinga, abantu baseNew Zealand bawe emhlabeni. Vumela i-NASA ibambe izithombe zayo eziyisimanga phezulu kwembongolo yayo. Kufanele ukuthi babehlwithe umoya wenyanga omningi kakhulu!



Kuqala

Ukuqala kungaqala kungazelelwe kube ngathi ispinki noma inyakaze njengenkungu ekwindla. Izimila ziyahluma futhi izingane zizalwa zingenalo amagciwane esibhedlela. Isiqalo sidinga isiphetho: ukuzalwa kwengane kuqeda ukukhulelwa. Isiqalo asizazi ngokwayo: ekuqaleni kuphela lapho kuqala ukwazi ukuthi wayengubani.



izingane

Izingane zidla ushokoledi wezingane. Abadala badla ushokoledi wabantu abadala. Yomibili le mikhiqizo inambitha njengoshokoledi. Njengoba ubona, izingane aziyona into ekhethekile. Bangabadli be-chocolate njengami nami. Izingane akudingeki ukuthi ziniselwe nakancane, yize ziya enkulisa.



I-Agaric

I-toadstool iyayithanda inkululeko yayo. Idinga imvula evela phezulu. Kepha ikhowe elibomvu liyenqaba ukwamukela ukuthatheka kukaNkulunkulu. I-agaric ye-fly ingathanda ukugcina yonke into ilawulwa. Futhi kungumnikazi wesiswebhu. Ubukhosi bubalulekile kuyo. Imvula iwela ku-agaric fly. Izaziso zokungunda, ukuthi kunezinye izinto ngaphezu kokubusa, kepha i-agaric ayilokothi iziveze. Ngemuva kwaloko uyakwenta, ngobe unesibindzi. Ukwesaba kuqhamuka phezulu ezansi kuya ku-mushroom. Hheyi. Njengamanje ayisaseyona i-toadstool, kepha igundane elincane, elifuna ukuphila impilo yasesigabeni esiphakathi emhumeni walo. Kepha lokhu akusebenzi. Igundane lifunda ifilosofi futhi livuselela umhlaba futhi lidume.



umbani

UMartin Luther noPaul bashaywa ngumbani. Ngokushesha njengombani, baba ngabantu abakhanyiselwe. Ngabe imibani izosishaya kangcono? Noma ingabe isibani sombani simane nje siyisifunda esifushane esidala ubuzenzisi? Kuzofanele uzame lokho ngesikhathi sokuduma kwezulu okulandelayo.



UJF Kennedy eBielefeld

Umbono osolwa ngokwakha itulo uthi idolobha laseBielefeld alikho. Ukusuka endaweni ethile ngokuhamba kwesikhathi kwakungasenakwenzeka ukuthi amathunzi amboze ukungabikho kweBielefeld. Kungakho-ke bekubaluleke kakhulu kubo ukuthi bethule uzungu njengenkolelo nje noma ihlaya, ukuze kungabikho muntu ozothola umbono wokuthi ukuqamba kukaBielefeld iqiniso elingenalutho. Kepha ngenhlanhla kukhona uBill. NgoJulayi 24, 1963, uBill Clinton wahambela uMongameli waseMelika uJohn F. Kennedy eWhite House wamxhawula. UClinton ubabaze, “Ngizoba nguMongameli!” Ngalesi senzo somlingo, uClinton weba isiphetho sakhe nokuthi ungubani ngaleso sikhathi uMongameli Kennedy. Umphumela: UKennedy kwakufanele afe. Noma kunalokho doppelganger yakhe.UKennedy wangempela wayeqandwe yiqhwa. Lapho ubukhona obungamanga beBielefeld busabisa ngokuthi uzovela obala, uKennedy waphinde wanqotshwa. Ngemuva kokuhlinzwa ngezimonyo nokuqeqeshwa ngesiJalimane, uKennedy manje useyiMeya yeNkosi yedolobha elinothile laseBielefeld ngaphansi kwegama uPit Clausen.



Iindevu

Sindbart: Hheyi wena, ngiyakubona!

I-Windbart: Madness! Nami futhi. Kuyamangaza uma ubheka ukuthi sobabili akekho.

USindbart: Lapho abantu ababili behlangana abangahlangani ngisho nokuba khona, baba ngokoqobo maqondana omunye komunye futhi omunye komunye, ngoba bobabili bahlangana ezingeni elifanayo, okuyileveli yokungabikhona.

I-Windbart: Kuyaqabukela uhlangane nabantu abafana nawe. Akuvamile ukuba ube ngokoqobo. Kufanele sithathe ithuba lokuba nengxoxo ende mayelana nenkohliso neqiniso.

Sindbart: Kuhle, ngizobe ngikhona.



ulwandle

Ulwandle lungazivumela ubukhulu balo ngoba ligcina imfihlo. Ulwandle lwakhiwa izinyembezi zawonkulunkulu (izinyembezi zine nosawoti). Ulwandle lungukudla komhlaba. Ukoma kogwadule, nokho, sekuyisikhathi eside sekomile, ugwadule alusadingeki ukuba luphile.



Umphakathi wolwazi

U-Arnold Heitermann akabheki ithelevishini noma afunde iphephandaba. Izihloko nje. Kwi-Otto ejwayelekile, okukhona manje kubalulekile, konke okunye akubalulekile. U-Arnold unesithakazelo esithombeni esikhulu kunazo zonke, hhayi kumayuni. Ngaphezu kwalokho, awusoze wazi ukuthi imininingwane ilungile. Uma isihloko kufanele sifunde ukuthi: "Kusasa umhlaba uzophela!", UMnu Heitermann nakanjani angafunda imininingwane ngokugcwele. Ukuphela komhlaba kungakuthinta impela, ngenxa yezizathu zakho.



amanzi

Amanzi ayathanda ukuhamba. Uma imvelo ikuvumela, ibuye igeleze. Amanzi asemasha futhi ayahlabelela ngokwawo. Ukukhanya okukhanyayo ngokunyakaza kwamagagasi alo. Amanzi yonke indawo lapho kukhona khona impilo. Amanzi awagxilile inqobo nje uma engaphumuli phansi. Ukufudumala kugqoka amanzi, ubunqunu bamanzi buhlala bungabukeki.



amasele

Umuntu akufanele abe yixoxo, hhayi isele. Noma ngubani owakhelwe eduze namanzi njengoba isele lisahlala emphefumulweni. Umphefumlo kanye neChibi kungamanzi afanayo, inhlanzi kanye nesele ziyakwazi lokho. Awungeke wesabe ngempela emanzini, yizilwane ezomile kuphela ezingabuza. Rbuza unogwaja osabekayo! Hhayi isilo esesabekayo! Amaxoxo awaphumi esikhathini sokuthomba. Isele yinhlanzi ebingayenzi inyamazana yasemhlabeni: ukwehluleka kokuziphendukela kwemvelo. Akaseyona inhlanzi, kepha kwakunganele ukwenza inkawu. Amaxoxo asaluhlaza ngemuva kwezindlebe, hhayi lapho. Imvamisa amasele athola izigaxa, kepha abese abizwa ngokuthi ama-toads.



Izingulube zasendle

Izinkukhu zasendle zigxuma zisuka ophahleni lwendlu edolobheni laseRoma elinenkungu. Izingulube zasendle zishaye umgwaqo ongezansi ngezinyawo zazo. Ama-boar asendle awazange aphule lutho, ububula kalula futhi aphile ngakho. Ingulube yasendle enjalo iqinile. Igazi lakho alibuni. Ijusi lakhe lomlilo lidonsa ngokungapheli isikhathi ngokusebenzisa umjaho wemithambo yakhe ngemivimbo enamandla.



Imizwa

Imizwa ayinawo umbala. Bangama-thugs abangathembeki, ukusekelwa kwabo kuphela ukungabinampilo. Ungayiqasha inhliziyo yakho imizwa Imizwa isishisayo esixukwini nasisindweni, iba namandla futhi ibe buthakathaka, ibuya ngokungalingani njengamahhashi ku-carousel.



Ukuwa phansi

Ububanzi bomhlaba bungena ekujuleni. Konke kulele futhi inyanga isesibhakabhakeni. Ukukhanya kwaso kwesiliva kugeleza ekubhujisweni. Isandla sifuna ukubamba inyanga futhi sikwenze: ithoboze inyanga. Igazi lesiliva elimnyama ngokulinganayo, lehla ebholeni elalikade liyinyanga. Umhlaba uyathuthumela.



bulala

Ukufa kuyakuphika impilo futhi kwenza kube nokwenzeka ngasikhathi sinye. Ngabe ukhozi kufanele luphile ngani? Yini okufanele ayishaye ngemuva? Angaphila kuphela ngokubulala ezinye izilwane. Njengomuntu! AmaVeggan enza okuhle. Kepha nabo kufanele baphendule ubizo lwendalo. Ngemuva kwakho konke, izitshalo nazo ziyizinto eziphilayo. Ama-Vegans aswele uvithamini. Ukungabi msulwa kwabo kubenza bapende, bangama-biovampires. Ama-Vegans aphuza igazi lokuziphatha. Isisulu esikhulu kunazo zonke umuntu.



Isibukeli se-TV esifile

Ithelevishini ivuliwe futhi kunamathambo ahleli phambi kwayo. Amathambo akhe eswazi angenalutho akaboni lutho kusuka kulolu hlelo. Othile uvala umabonakude: Umuntu wesithambo manje uyabona ukuthi kukhona okushaya amanzi, bese ethukuthela. Kuphela ukuhoxa lapho ukufa ubona khona ukuthi ifile.



injongo yokuphila

Inhloso yempilo ukondla isazi semvelo esikhulu. Okungenani lowo ngumbono kaDkt. Isibani sokukhanya. Ukholelwa lokhu okulandelayo: Usuka ezulwini elikude umnotho omkhulu wezolimo uhlwanyela imbewu yomphefumlo wethu ungene enhlabathini yokufezeka. Ngokuhlangenwe nakho kwempilo igciwane lomphefumlo likhula libe yizwi elikhiqiza umphefumulo. Isazi sezomnotho esikhulu sivuna le ndlebe ngemuva kokufa kwethu siyidle. UDkt. I-Brainlight ngumfowethu ongamawele kaDkt. Isibani sokukhanya. Njalo ekuseni, uDkt. I-Brainlight iphonsa ngemuva kokudla okusanhlamvu kwe-wholegrain lapho icabanga ngombono ongahluthi womfowabo.



ILanga

Ilanga yinhliziyo yomhlaba, kunesikhala esikhulu kulo kunasemkhathini. Unesisu esikhulu esikhazimulayo. Ilanga lizala umhlaba. Ilanga lidla umhlaba. Kokubili ngokulinganayo. Ilanga liyikho konke. Simhlophe kubantu abadala, siphuzi kubantu abasha. Ilanga alinamibimbi ebusweni bakho.



amarabi

I-vampire ibheka esibukweni: Indoda enezinwele ezimnyama nezibuko ibukeka ngaphandle kwesilivere, inobuso obuphaphathekile. I-vampire icabanga ukuthi ubukeka njengomuntu ojwayelekile esibukweni. U-undead uzibona nje esibukweni, uma ebheka ngqo ezandleni nasemzimbeni wakhe, khona-ke akaboni muntu. Akujwayelekile, ngisho naku-vampires. Impela unamarabi.



izitshalo

Izitshalo ziyizilwane eziluhlaza ezingakwazi ukuhamba. Amacembe ayo ngamatshe enziwe ngamanzi. Ukukhanya kwelanga kubenza bonke babe luhlaza. Itshe, amanzi nelanga konke ngasikhathi sinikeza impilo. Isitshalo siqukethe ikakhulukazi ukukhula, kuthokozela ukukhula. Ukukhula kungenazakhi zofuzo, kubazi njalo mzuzu. Uhlelo alukhuli noma ngabe ulufeza. Izitshalo, ngakolunye uhlangothi, zikhula ngokuxakile ngokuphila.



ezinzima

Izingcweti ezimbalwa impela zishaye amakhanda ngenxa yobulukhuni. Ubulukhuni bunikezela ukumelana nokuqina. Amathambo aqinile. Imvamisa ubunzima buhlala bunzima. Kodwa-ke, i-penis inzima kuphela ngezinye izikhathi. - Kungani? - Unqenqemeni lobulukhuni bume njengolayini obambekayo egumbini. Imiphetho akufanele inganakwa; ungashaya ikhanda lakho kubo. Lapho izindonga ezimbili zishayisana, ukushayisana kubizwa ngokuthi umphetho. Ngakho-ke umphetho ungumphumela wokushayisana. Ngakho-ke akuyona eyokuphelelwa inhliziyo. Amatshe nawo alukhuni. Itshe yinto, ayinabo ubuso, ngoba itshe libukeka njengamanye amatshe. Ebuntwini babo zonke izinto ziyalingana. Ikhabethe, itafula noma ibhulashi lamazinyo, konke lokhu kuyizinto nje. Amatshe ayelele nxazonkezibizwa ngeqiniso. Ungashaya izhuni zabanye abantu ngetshe. Lokho bekubalulekile ngeNkathi yaMatshe. Namuhla amanye amatshe angakhuluma, lawo matshe abizwa ngokuthi "omakhalekhukhwini". Uma ngicabanga ngakho kulungile: Kukhona futhi amatshe amahle, okungukuthi amatshe ayigugu. Dragons ziqoqe.



ukuqoqa

Okuqoqiwe kunobukhulu, kwesinye isikhathi futhi kuncane. Lokho okuqoqiwe kunika ukuphepha njengempahla yokusungula. Noma kungumthwalo. Okuqoqiwe kunzima kunokuqoqa. Uma ukuqoqa kunzima kakhulu kunalokho okuqoqiwe, umuntu ukhuluma '' ukuzingela ''.



imfucumfucu

I-superfluous ayihlanganisiwe kulokho okukhulile. Ama-superfluous awazange awazi uketshezi ngesikhathi sanda. Ngenkathi ukukhukhula kungacebile, kwesinye isikhathi kuyanikela, okungaphezulu kakhulu akusizi ngalutho, kepha kuphazamisa futhi into ephilayo ekuthuthukisweni kwayo okwengeziwe. I-superfluous imfucumfucu nje.



I-Quirk

UHugo une-quirk. I-quirk yakhe ukuthi i-quirk esesibukweni sakhe iyamkhathaza. Lokho kudonsela uHugo uhlanya. UHugo wayenobuthakathaka ebusweni bakhe amashumishumi eminyaka. Ehlala emi phambi kwesibuko, wabuka i-quirk yakhe kuze kube yilapho udokotela wakhe wesibeletho ephuca inhlama leyo. UHugo une-quirk ene-quirks. Kepha kuphela ngama-quirks ngamanye. Uma yonke into inamaphutha, njengefasitelana elisongwe ngokuphelele, uHugo akanandaba. UHugo une-quirk ngempela.



ikhanda

Umcabango ongelutho udla unkosikazi wakhe obambile weqhwa. Owesifazane ompunga weqhwa ubizwa ngokuthi yi-neurosis. Akanangozi ngokuphelele, ungowakwaWoody Allen. Ungahleka nge-neurosis, ngoba ama-weirdos angabantu abahlekisayo. Kepha iqhwa elidala empeleni alisiyona ingozi. Akukho gazi eligeleza kowesifazane weqhwa, kepha iqhwa izolo liyisinengiso kuye. Iqhwa elidala lingena kwi-psychotherapy. Ukwelashwa okunjalo futhi kuyi-neurosis, kumhlophe njengeqhwa elisha.



Ukwelashwa kombhangqwana

Inja nekati zingena ekwelashweni kombhangqwana. I-Therapist iyi-hyena. Inja nekati zifuna ukusindisa ubuhlobo bazo. Ukwelapha kwehluleka. Kungani? Kungaba yini lokho? Ngokuqinisekile nomelaphi, bonke banenkinga ngokwabo.



Ukuvinjwa kwamahlaya

UCheplin uya esisele ukuyohleka, ukugcina inkampani yakhe yezidumbu. Kwakufanele abulale abantu abaningi ukuze athole imali. Ukuhlupheka kwalomhlaba nabesifazane akumelwe kudalulwe. UCheplin ugqugquzela ukuvinjwa okujwayelekile kwamahlaya kulo lonke elaseJalimane, ngaphandle kwezikhungo ezibizwa ngokuthi ukuhleka, lapho abantu bangahleka kakhulu ngemuva kokukhokha imali yokuhlekisa.



Ahleke

Ukuhleka kujabule ngezindebe zakhe. Ukuhleka okungathi sína kuphenduka into ehlekayo. Ukuhleka okuhlekisayo akunakuphuma kusofa wobunxiwankulu. Ukuhleka kwangempela akuhlekisi, kuyajabulisa nje. Kuphela amahlaya wokuqhekeka okuphoqayo esihlahleni sokuhlupheka.



kuyahlekisa ngokuphelele

U-Isolde: Detlef, nawe awusoze wazi ukuthi uyadlala yini noma ukuthi uthatha izinto ngokungathi sína.

I-Detlef: Kulula kakhulu: uma ngijabule, khona-ke ngithathe ngokungathi sína, futhi uma ngigxile, kudlala nje.

U-Isolde: Ngingayisho kanjani into eyodwa ngaphandle kwaleyo?

I-Detlef: Isimo sokuqala sinjalo nangezinsuku kanti kamuva lokhu kuyenzeka ngezinsuku ezingejwayelekile. Noma bekungenye indlela? Ngididekile ngokuphelele.

Isolde: Ngiyahlanya naloya mfo!



Ukushintsha kwesimo sezulu

Ama-Otto farts.

U-Dkt. UKackebart-Struller: Indoda Otto! Uyazi ukuthi wenzani kungqimba lwe-ozone? Ngawo wonke ama-fars we-serene, akugcini nje ukuthi i-asshole yakho ibe nkulu, kepha nomgodi we-ozone nawo. Ngawo wonke ama-fart, i-methane ithululela emkhathini, eshisa umhlaba. Musa ukuqala! Kufanele songe imvelo yethu!

U-Otto Struller: Uqinisile, Mausi, kunjalo. Ngiya e-attic manje, ngondla amajuba.



ehlathini lasendle

Ehlathini lasendle, izimpande zezihlahla zishiya inhlabathi yazo zigijimise izwe. Ukuthula akubuyi, kepha uqhubeka nokuzijabulisa. Idlula ezintabeni, ingena ezigodini. Kwesinye isikhathi naye uyagxuma.



roll

Ukujikeleza noma ukujikeleza kungukuhamba kwesiyingi esizungeze indawo yaso. Ukugoqwa kwesondo kubhajwe. Umugqa uqobo awugudluki, uhlala unqobekile maqondana nendawo yawo. Ukube umqulu ubususuka esiyingweni uye kwisikwele, bekungakhululeka ukuhamba. Ibhayisekili kuphela linanzelela ukuthi imvelo yomhlaba idlula phezu kwaso, ibhayisikili uqobo liyama.



Ukuphumula nokuzivocavoca

Ukuphumula kuthokozela ubunikazi babo. Umuntu angachaza ukuzola njengokungabikho kokunyakaza kwangaphandle okuphoqayo. Ngakho-ke akukho ukuphumula ku-disco. Hhayi kwi-autobahn noma. Ukuhamba kusuka ngaphakathi nokuphumula kungenzeka. Ukuba khona kuphumule. Kukhona nokuzola okuphoqayo kweZen Buddhism. Ukuzola okunjalo kufa okutshaliwe emhlabeni, kususelwa ekucindezelweni nasekubhujisweni kwe-fidgety. Ukuzola kwangempela, noma kunjalo, kuhlala ngokukhululeka.



rumble

I-hummingbird indizela esigodlweni esimnandi lapho abantu bephithizela. Abantu abangama-52 abangenamqhele bahlala esigodlweni. Akekho futhi wonke umuntu uyinkosi nesiwula ngasikhathi sinye. Abantu esigodlweni bonke bangama-hermaphrodite. Ungakwenza nawe uma uzizwa uthanda. Kepha banentshisekelo yokwakha imihlaba yokudlala: Bajaha. ISpooling ukugembula okungathi sína. Uphila lapha noJojos, amakhosi. Njengeziwula, amakhosi abeka imiqhele yawo ehholo elikhulu ngaphansi komthombo. Imiqhele isebenza njengesidleke sababelethi be-hummingbird. INkosi uCrimson ibhala okungenangqondo okungathi sína. Awukwazi ukukhuluma nendoda enjalo.



umsebenzi

Umsebenzi ufunga ezweni lakubo akukho muntu, okuxakayo, ngoba esikhundleni somgogodla, umsebenzi unesifuba sokwazisa, okuhlotshiswe ngokuziqhenya. Ukugcwaliseka kwabo kuthola umsebenzi ekuhlaselweni yinhliziyo. Labo abasebenza bangakhohlwa ngokushesha izidumbu zabo egumbini elingaphansi. Sebenzela ukuhlengwa, kepha bekungeke kuvume lokho. Umsebenzi uyimpumputhe, awuboni ukuthi uyasebenza, uyazi nje. UKristu njengoMsindisi kade waphumela obala. Umuntu uzikhululela umsebenzi: Esikhathini sokwelashwa kwengqondo uzisebenza.

Ukunyakaza kweqiniso kungaphakathi. Ihhashi lihamba lodwa, kodwa imoto iqhutshwa ngamandla ehhashi lenjini yalo. Ukunyakaza kuvame ukuhamba ngendlela yenyoka, okungukuthi ngamagagasi. Ukuhamba, ukubhukuda, ukundiza noma ukushayela, konke lokhu kungukunyakaza. Kulezi zinsuku eyodwa ihambahamba nxazonke. Umuntu futhi angathuthela lapho. Kepha akekho ongakuthatha lokho. Uhlala esizeni.



umoya

Umoya ubopha ubuso bukaFrigg. Isikhathi siyaphela. Amanzi ayanyamalala emgodini. Konke kuyabaleka, kuyabaleka. Umchamo uyagijima, izinyembezi ziyagijima. Akekho noFrigg, umoya kuphela. Izinyawo zakho zimbozwe izicathulo ezinkulu. Kuthiwani uma ehamba ezinyaweni engenalutho? Lapho-ke umoya wawumthwalela phezulu futhi uFrigg ayokhululeka. Izicathulo zakhe ezisindayo zingumthwalo wesikhathi sakhe esedlule. Umoya obizwa ngeWahuna uvunguza ezinweleni zakhe. ISleipnir, ihhashi elinemilenze eyisishiyagalombili, lidlula phambi kukaFigigga. UFrigga uyakhangwa, angabekwa ehhashini kunkulunkulu womoya futhi aphathwe ngokuqinile, engenazicucu, ngaphandle.



yenza

Ukwenza okumsulwa kakhulu kwenziwa ngomshini. Umshini awizwa lutho, ngakho-ke kusebenza ngenxa yokuphelelwa yithemba. Wenza konke ukunyakaza kwesandla okwakusetshenziswa yizisebenzi ezinenkani ezinsukwini zakudala. Ukuphatha ngaphandle kokuzwa noma impilo, umakhenikha nje, ukunyakaza ngaphandle kwencazelo, inhloso kuphela. Kuhle kakhulu lapho umshini usenzela umsebenzi oyisiphukuphuku. Kepha abadali bemishini bake batshala ubuwula ngokwabo. Imishini isazoqhubeka nokusicindezela kusukela ngaphandle nangobuwula babo. Ubuhlakani bezokwakha buyahlukaniswa, kepha buhlala buyiziwula. Thina ngokwethu simane nje siwumshini womshini womhlaba omkhulu.



impahla

Umnikazi ubiza izandla zakhe. Ama-athomu asezandleni zakhe akuwona awomnikazi. Ama-athomu esandla sakhe alungele kuphela ukwakheka kwe-ego yakhe kwimalimboleko. Ngemuva kokushona komnikazi, ama-athomu angaphambili esandla sakhe afanele ukubukeka okuhlukile. Umnikazi uzizwa esekhaya ngesandla sakhe, egxilile esandleni sakhe. Leyo mpande ingukuzazi kwakhe. Akusiso isandla uqobo.



I-apula elihlanya

I-peel ne-pulp bahlala ndawonye ku-apula. Ngabe bobabili bashadile? Okuningi okuningi kuhlala ndawonye ku-apula: i-spherical, green, theithelo, ilenga esihlahleni. I-apula licabanga: 'Nginezimfanelo, kepha angizona izimfanelo zami. Uma ngizibuka, ngithola kuphela izakhiwo, kepha akunakuba yikho. '' I-apula ithukuthele kulokhu kwazi: '' Konke kungukuhlukumezeka! Angikaze ngibe khona! '' Zonke izinhlobo ze-apula manje zihamba ngendlela yazo. I-spherical iya enyakatho, eluhlaza iye eningizimu. Izithelo eziya entshonalanga, kanye nokulengiswa kweapula empumalanga. Akuseyona i-apula, akukaze kube khona. I-apula lehlukanise ubunikazi baso bobuqili.Wayesanda kulahlwa ndawonye kusuka kulokho okwakungokwami. Kukuphi ukwanda kwe-apula? Uhlala esitobhini bese uzivumela ukuthi zigijime!



izinkondlo

Izinkondlo kusho ukuvumelanisa nencazelo ekugxiliseni kwayo. Kodwa-ke, izinkondlo zabalobi ngezinye izikhathi zibekwa uphawu kangangokuba umfundi angabe esakwazi ukuvula ibhokisi lencazelo. Umbhali kuphela okuqonda okuqukethwe yinkondlo ngenkathi ebhala. Futhi nakumbhali, amandla akhe aqine kakhulu ngakusasa ekuseni.



esobala

Izimpukane ezisobala zizungeza ngokukhululekile kusobala ngaphandle kokucasha. Amagobongo abonakala ngokusobala. Yize ukuvela obala kungaba nesisindo, akulula ukubona. Okusobala kuba sobala lapho iba yi-plump.



ukubamba

Ukubamba kufinyelela inyamazane yayo ngeselula. Ngakho-ke, ikakhulukazi izinhlanzi zingena ekuthunjweni okukhethekile. Ziyatatazeleka futhi zihlala emanzini ahambayo, kepha zisengabanjwa.



ijele

Ubugebengu bukufanele kuphela uma ungabanjwa. Inkawu iza e-zoo noma ngabe ayenzanga lutho olungafanele. I-zoo yijele elilungele izinhlobo zezilwane. Ezinye izilwane zasendle ziboshwe esisekelweni. Izingane zihlala ejele labazali babo. Abafazi basemajele wokuthembela ngokwezimali kubayeni babo.



Imfihlo ephezulu

Imfihlo akumele ibone amehlo abanye. Ihlala yodwa (noma nabazungu) endaweni engaphansi yayo futhi ngokunokwenzeka yenza okulandelayo lapho: iyagunda, iyachuma, iyajabula, iphenduka izinto eziyigwegwe, iyayeka, iyadelela abanye, iyakuhleka, iyasaba, iyazivikela, iyenqaba, noma inengane. Imfihlo: asazi ukuthi kwenziwani. Lokho kuhlala kuyimfihlo.



ukundiza

Ukundiza izindiza ngaphandle kwezinyawo olwandle lobukhulu. Ekundizeni, phezulu kuya phansi kudlalwa komunye nomunye. Inyoni inamandla ngaphandle kokwephula umhlaba. Lokhu kubuhlakani. Ama-Toadstools, noma kunjalo, awakwazi ukundiza, amaphiko awo afakiwe. Izimpiko zezinyoni ziyeqa. Yilapho besekhaya. Izimpiko ziyizingalo zokundiza, zenziwe ngamandla. Inyoni ingandiza ngokukhululeka ngaphandle kokushayisana nekati ku-midair. Isisebenzi, noma kunjalo, sisheshe sishayisane nomqashi wakhe noma ngesimo sempilo esibi.



ukukhanya

Ukukhanya kundiza kalula phezu kwamaphazili we-puzzle, kumane kudlule izisu ezisindayo. Ukukhanya kuvame ukutholakala ngaphezulu. Izinkuni zintanta emanzini ngoba zilula ukwedlula amanzi. Ibhaluni lomoya oshisayo lintanta kude nomhlaba esibhakabhakeni esiluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Into elula isheshe ibe ukunganaki. Le nto eyisiphukuphuku yenzeka kalula.



Isithwathwa

Isithando seqhwa siwa ngokucophelela. Athule. I-Flake ivela kwelinye izwe. Inika ukwakheka kulomhlaba, ngaphandle kwalokho wonke amandla kazibuthe angawa. Esigodini esisenyakatho naseningizimu, amandla kazibuthe awela eqhweni. Kusukela ezigodini zomhlaba, iqhwa lihlela ushintsho oluyimfihlo emhlabeni. Amandla kazibuthe angena kubantu basemhlabeni futhi abenze izakhamizi ezisindayo.



ukuvikelwa

Ukuvikelwa okunjalo kuyinto enhle. Ukuvikelwa yinto yokuqala oyidingayo: ukuvikela umthethosisekelo, ukuvikela ihholo, imikhiqizo yokuvikela izitshalo, ukuvikela idatha nokuvikela imicabango. Awukaze uvakashele okuvela ekuvikelweni kwengqondo? Kuyeza, vele ulinde ubone.



Izibilini

Gayisisa ukuhlafuna bese uhlafuna bese uhlafuna. Ukudla ukudla kweshizi kuhamba kahle kuze kube yilapho ukudla kuhamba kahle kangangokuba kungahlanganiswa nenyama yakho. Kodwa-ke, ukudla kuhlala kunobuthi kancane. Umhlaba unobuthi. Akusilo ikhaya lethu. Izilwane zingagaya kangcono kunabantu, zihlala eduze komhlaba.



umhlaba

Esikumisa ngakho kubizwa ngokuthi umhlaba. Kwesinye isikhathi kubizwa nangokuthi inhlabathi. Yima nomhlaba uqinile. Umhlaba ungasho futhi i-humus noma itshe. Okuphawuleka kakhulu ngomhlaba yinto, minyene futhi isindayo. Umhlaba unokuthula, umhlabathi uyisiphukuphuku. Umama omkhulu omkhulu akanabo ubuso. Ingabe unemfudumalo? Izimpande zifinyelela emhlabeni, futhi ziyawuqonda umhlaba. Izimpande zimanye nomhlaba wonke.



Izinyosi

Izinyosi zihlala osayizi bezinto, ngaphakathi. Inyosi iphumela ngaphandle lapho kubanda khona. Iwela phansi ifana nesithwathwa seqhwa. Izinyosi zikhiphe ukungaphakathi kwazo njengamakhaza abandayo. Uma nje iqhwa leqhwa likhithika, yisikhathi sefirethi. Uma i-flake thaws, isizungu sinqunu. Lapho lishunqa umpe, izinyosi zixhuma zonke izingxenye zomhlaba futhi zithole isisindo, zihlafuna amandla adonsela phansi. Umpe kwakuyincwadi eyayingakaze ifundwe. Akunakushiwo ngumbhali wayo.



Usizi

Isisindo sivame ukuba sikhulu ngobuningi bawo. Nokho, ekuholeni kuncane. Amandla adonsela phansi ayaqina. Inomphumela kuphela ngobuningi bawo, hhayi ngombala wayo, ngoba usindayo umnyama kakhulu ukuba ube nombala. Ubunzima abuqondi ukuthi yini ehlekisayo. Ukulala okuhlekisayo nokwesindayo ndawonye ushukela kuphela. Ingabe amandla adonsela phansi avela phezulu noma ngaphansi? Lapho ukushisa kuqina, kuba namandla adonsela phansi. Kuthiwani ngetshe elingagingqi? Ingabe isinda kakhulu noma iqinile kakhulu? Unesihluku kakhulu! Isindayo ithambile kunesihluku. Ingabe kulula lapho? Kunjalo!



umoya

Kuhamba umoya udabule phezu kwezihlahla nezindlu. Amandla omoya awabonakali, kuphela imiphumela yawo ingabonakala. Umoya uvunguza okukhona. I-dandelion ishaya umoya, kanjalo nomlotha. Umoya udlula ngokushesha. Kepha kuhlale kuvunguza.



Imifantu engqondweni

Impahla ihlukile. Uyinto yakhe. Inani liyalingana; lihlala lilinganiswa ngokuqhathaniswa. ULoti akanaye umnikazi. U-Isolde unesisu esikhulu, kepha amanoni awakhe. Konke okungadingekile kunenala. Akukhathalekile ukuthi ubuchopho buka-Einstein babuningi kangakanani. Yimpahla yobuchopho eyenza ukuba ibe ngeyayo, hhayi inani lokuqhekeka kwayo. Awukwazi ukuqhathanisa ama-apula namapheya, isisindo sawo kuphela.



isihlabathi

Izibazi zamatshe zibizwa ngokuthi yisihlabathi. Iziqwengana zesihlabathi zincanyana kangangokuba ziphinda zakha iyunithi futhi njengomphakathi wabodwa. Isihlabathi siyabe sesizizwa sisonke. Yonke le nto iyakhala, kepha isihlabathi asikwazi ukukhala ngoba somile kakhulu. Amatshe awanalo igazi noma amanzi, awekho ngisho nesihlabathi. Izinyembezi zemidondoshiya edabukisayo inikela ngamanzi kasawoti njengolwandle. Kungakho isihlabathi sivame ukutholakala njengolwandle lapho kukhona ulwandle.



Abantu

Abantu bakhona kuphela ngobuningi. Umuntu oyedwa ngeke abe yedwa. Umuntu wenyama njengesilwane somhlambi uba '' ngabantu ''. Isixuku sakhiwa abantu. Igazi labantu ligazi lesihlobo sabo. Umuntu, ngakolunye uhlangothi, unegazi lakhe siqu. Endabeni yamaJuda asendulo, igazi lika-Abrahama ligijimela phansi emadolweni akhe. Abantu kanye nabantu bakudala banobunikazi babo eqenjini, hhayi bona uqobo.



IBhabhulona

IBabiloni lalingeyona ingane: lalilikhulu kakhulu kunkulu kakhulu. Kukhona nama-skyscrapers eNew York. Kepha lezi kufanele zichithwe ngabashokobezi ngoba zifuna ukukhahlela uNkulunkulu. Abantu badansa bezungeza ithole legolide, ukukhula komnotho nodokotela ohlinzayo wezimonyo. Ulaka lukaNkulunkulu luyogcina nini ekugcineni futhi lukhukhulele abantu abanesono emgqonyeni kadoti?



izinhlayiya ezincane kunazo zonke

U-Fred uthole ukufinyelela okungagunyaziwe ku-infelerator enkulu eduze naseGeneva ebusuku futhi manje usungena endalini eyindilinga: Ubona izinhlayiya eziluhlaza eziluhlaza zidlula kuye.

UFred: Sawubona izinhlayiya, ungakhuluma nazo?

Izinhlayiyana eziluhlaza: Nginekhanda elibi, kubi lokho ngoba ngiqukethe ikhanda kuphela. Kusukela ngongqondongqondo bengithole, angisakwazi ukuluka umhlaba ngendlela efanele. Ngisho nezombusazwe ziyaqhamuka ngaphandle kokulawulwa.

Kuyizinhlayiya ezibomvu ezidlulayo: Kunamathela ngaphandle kolimi lukaFred, olubomvu ngisho nangaphezu kwenhlayiyana uqobo.

izinhlayiya ezibomvu: Ngifaka umlilo ngaphansi kwembongolo yemali. Imvamisa imali ingulwazi nje. Umlilo wami unikeza imininingwane yolwazi. Unxantathu uyandiza, uneso ebunzini lakhe.

Unxantathu: Mina ngiyizinhlayiya ezinkulu kunazo zonke ezikhona. Izinhlayiya ezincane empeleni zikhona esihogweni se-physics. Okuncane akunangokoqobo. Izinto ezibanzi ziya ngokuya ziba ngokoqobo. - UFred umangele nje.

Isiphithiphithi ukudideka okusetshenziselwa ukudala abanye abanamandla okuwela ukungena emhlabeni ongavikelekile ngokuvikelwa kwengqondo. Chaos inemibala. Chaos isusa udoti wesikhathi esedlule. Chaos ukudansa futhi abazi ukuthi yini.



bhala

Ukubhala, ulimi lukhuluma buthule ngomsindo, kepha luqhakazile ekuqapheliseni. Ababhali bangababazi beqiniso. Ukubhala kuhlala kuyinto ebhaliwe, noma ubhala. Okubhaliwe kungokugcina futhi kuhlala isikhathi eside kunewayini elihle. Igama libhala ngaso sonke isikhathi.



ukudansa

Ukudansa kuyathuza. Noma ubani odansa uyahlanya. Kepha ukudansa nakho kungaba mnandi uma ungumuntu onganaki. Abacabangayo akufanele badanse. Umdanso uqeda ukucaca kwabo ngokomqondo. Isifiso sokuntuleka kokudla kothando, ubuhlanya njengoba ihlosi lidla i-oda elonakalisiwe lobubi: Amaphaphu amnandi enza ama-pussies!



U-Erwin

Amaconsi izinyembezi ziyehla esibhakabhakeni. Bahlangana emhlabeni ukwakha umfudlana ogeleza umfula. U-Erwin uhleli emgibeni wesikebhe odabula izinyembezi. Umfula ugeleza ukhuphuka. Kuvutha amalangabi ukuhlonipha iWotan osebeni lomfula olungakwesokudla. Ngakwesobunxele kwesihlahla kukhona inyoni enamatshe ihlala phezu kwayo. U-Erwin uyaqhubeka nokukhuphuka egibela esikebheni. Manje sekuyakhaqhwa. Umuntu osebenza ngezikebhe ubona umuntu oseqhweni osebeni phakathi kwezinaliti zikaphayini. Amehlo eqhwa ayaphila, angamehlo ebhere elinamandla. U-Erwin uyaqhubeka nokugibela umfula. Ngakwesobunxele, umuntu udlala ihabhu. UNkulunkulu useduze.



intaba-mlilo

Owesifazane omnyama ophethe izimbotshana ezinemibala uphuza nalo opholile. Zindiza ndawonye phezu kwezinkanyezi, ngaphansi kwezinkanyezi, phakathi kwezinkanyezi. Impilo ye-Titanic ivela ekucwilekeni kwayo. Isikebhe esigoqiwe sephepha sintanta emanzini, sikhukhuleka sibheke emthonjeni wamanzi oxhaphoxhaka: bang! Umlotha uwela phezulu. I-Eyjafjallajöweight ivele yaqhuma.



fanele

UFit uzithola esehlukile njengoba uthando. Njengento ehlobene, ifanela kahle enye futhi nenye ngokusebenzisa insiza efanayo. Konke kuhlangana ndawonye esakhiweni. Ubhiya, ugwayi kanye nemishayo kusetafuleni lasekhishini likaMnu Alki. Lokho kunengqondo, kuyafanelana. Ithebula lekhishi lika Mnu Alki liyisakhiwo. Kwi-Intanethi, uHinz noKunz bahlangene kwikhathalogi yomhlaba omkhulu UHinz noKunz baxhumeke kuphela ngokuba khona kwabo. I-Intanethi akuyona indwangu, kepha ayinangqondo.



into

Into ingwevu; akusekho okunye. Izinto azilingani. Umshini wezinto zomhlaba ongenasici ubusa umhlaba: i-Intanethi Yezinto. Izinto zihlangana ukwenza izinto zomhlaba. Kudala uSathane enezwe ezinhlafunweni zakhe. Uma kukhulunywa ngezinto eziphilayo, umuntu akakhulumi ngezinto ngoba ziyazihambisa. Kepha into encane ingahamba yodwa. Leyo yinto.



Kala

Isilinganiso singaba yisona esifanele, esibhakwa ngothando ngonkulunkulu abangabangane. Njengomfundisi, isilinganiso sokugula sibeka imikhawulo yamandla phambi kwakhala lomfundi. Kumfundi isilinganiso leso sesigcwele, impilo yakhe iyanqwabelana, futhi imboni ingakhipha ugesi edamini.



konke

Konke lokhu kungukuhlanganiswa kwezinto eziningi kuze kufike emkhawulweni wokungabikho ngokuphelele. Ngabe konke manje? Yonke into okungenani ihlanganiswe kahle. Njengoba kulindelekile, yonke into kufanele ikhanye emaphethelweni ayo, kepha ihlala impunga lapho. Umpristi wezimboni ube esekhuluma: “Konke kungaphezu kwesamba sezingxenye zayo!” Ngisho nangemva kwalesi sigwebo, yonke into ayikhanyi, akukho okunye okubonakalayo. Konke kusele kokungezelelwe okungenalutho kwako konke. Kukhona okuningi kule ncwadi.



Lutho

Akukho lutho umhlaba wakho konke okungeyona into. Inkomishi ayisona isihlalo. Ingubo ayililo. Ukungasho lutho inja: inja limane nje elingelona ikati njengondlunkulu. Zonke izinto ezingekho-izinto zihlangana ezweni leze. Abanye bathi akukho lutho ngemuva kokufa. Ungathanda ukuhlala lapho phakathi kwakho konke ukungabi nalutho? Kuzoqina kakhulu egumbini lokugcina lelutho.



ubumnandi

Ukuzijabulisa kudinga okungaphezu kwalokho okudingekayo. Ngakho-ke ukujabulisa kuhlobene nenjabulo. Kepha yize injabulo iyisipho sempilo, ukujabulela kujatshulelwa ngokungenakuphikiswa. Ubumnandi buhlala futhi uhlale. Ubumnandi be-Greasy bujabulela ubumnandi bayo. Ubumnandi yinjabulo edlulile. Ukuzijabulisa akucabangi, ukuzijabulisa kuyephuza kakhulu ngalokho. Uma amathumbu egaya okungaphezu kwalokho akudingayo, khona-ke uyajabula. Ukwaneliseka kuthambile, kepha ushukela injabulo.



Ukubuka konke - emuva